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big momma deadly hoot

A big momma deadly hoot is not your typical hit of dab/cannabis. It is a huge rip that’ll have you sweating and coughing for 5 minutes straight. Not to mention it’ll have your lungs crying. It is not meant for the weak!
Me: you want a small hoot? Or a big momma deadly hoot?

Friend: you think I’m a bitch? Give me a big momma deadly hoot!
by Sauciest dagger April 27, 2020
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flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.
From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.
by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016
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Sugar Momma

1. A woman usually in her 40s that gives younger men or women money and other stuff they want in exchange for friendship or more.

2. A scam usually found on apps like Snapchat, dating sites, Instagram, and Facebook. Where they claim they want to give you $500+ “allowance” weekly. Usually they say their name is “heather” or “sugar momma heather”. Profoundly annoying.-
1. Look at Mikey he got himself a whole ass sugar momma.
2. Scammer: “hey my name is sugar momma heather, I would like to give you $1500 weekly allowance to help you out of struggling to survive. “
Me: stfu just...just stfu
by Idgaf2000 September 9, 2021
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yo momma

The answer to any question, when the correct answer could not be attained at the present time.
"Please tell us who the first president of the USA was?"

"Yo momma"

"Dude, i just got an A+ on my math test"

"Dude, I just got an A+ with yo momma!"
by Mrs. Schnider February 24, 2004
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Momma

She is always there for me. When I fall She is always there to help me up. She backs me up and helps me. But most importantly she loves me.
My momma is the best woman in the world!!
by Diamomd_Sniper May 28, 2018
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Momma lou

The most powerful of Milfs capable of taking on over one hundred males on a single night most left emotionally broken only one man in a thousand can tame such a beast. Legend has it not only does a momma Lou take your innocence she takes your soul.
"Yo fam how was your date last night"
"I don't wanna talk about it cuh she was one hell of a momma Lou"
by Chewing on Chewbacca January 1, 2017
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mommacrinologist

A mother of a child with an endocrine condition (i.e. diabetes or growth hormone deficiency) who is an expert at managing their child's condition. This parent does a fantastic job managing their child's condition in coordination with the pediatric endocrinologist. Mommacrinologists are frequently married to poppacrinologists}.
The mommacrinologist did a superb job adjusting their child's insulin bolus for exercise.
by PedsEndoDoc May 1, 2018
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