momfat

the ultimate insult to someones mother, banned in 39 different countries.

Broseph : Lol man you have bad hairline

Chad : Momfat

Broseph : *Fucking explodes and dies*

by Revvvv January 19, 2021

momfia

A group of about 30 women who are all very close friends. They love their children dearly but their children do not define them! They are misunderstood by others to be thought of as 'mafia' but they are just jealous.

They are all, legless pirates.

Don't cha wish you were apart of the momfia like me
Dont cha wish you were cool like us
Dont cha, dont cha

by Someones May 15, 2008

momfucker

N. A more lewd and obscene way of saying "motherfucker".

Girl: You shit on my chest, you momfucker!

by momfuck p.i. September 11, 2010

Momface

Type of face characterized as resembling one's mother more so than one's father.

Lilith really has more of a momface than a dadface, don't you think?

by Landfill503 May 20, 2010

momfia

a group of female from all over the U.S. that are mothers that like to create drama online and off line in other mothers lives instead of spend time with there kids. They consider themselves like the mofia for moms.

Watch Out for the MOMFIA
dont mess with the MOMFIA
mess with one mess with all
Do we need to call in the MOMFIA to kick some ass
myspace is the momfia

by Janedoegotyou April 2, 2008

momfia

a group of female from all over the U.S. that are mothers that like to create drama online and off line in other mothers lives instead of spend time with there kids. They consider themselves like the mofia for moms.

Watch Out for the MOMFIA
dont mess with the MOMFIA
mess with one mess with all
Do we need to call in the MOMFIA to kick some ass

by Janedoegotyou April 1, 2008

momfriend

It's the girl you're dating, who acts like your mom! So much caring all rolled into one. She'll make sure you get an A on that paper, all while baking you cookies and giving you head.

My momfriend broke up with me last night. I got a C on my research paper.

by yourshitiswack December 6, 2010