Momcom

Romantic comedy or romcom specifically geared toward moms. Most mere mortals will not understand momcoms without a mom to translate the comedy for you. Momcommers will say things such as, "You wouldn't get it, you're not a mom" or "I guess I just really got the comedy because I am a mom"

Shirley went to the theater with her PTA friends to see Adam Sandler's new momcom.

by MaryOnegative May 30, 2014

momcaholic

basically an mom that because of her mom pressures and duties becomes an alcoholic, momcoholic.

moni is looking like crap, bet her kids had her running around..

yeah she's a momcaholic, she actually didnt' even drink a drop before she had those 3 kids.. now she won't function otherwise.

by monipulator June 19, 2009

momcomplishment

When a mom handles motherhood shit like a boss.

"I took a shower, did my hair and make up, vacuumed, made lunch and checked my e-mail, while still keeping my kids from destroying each other and he house. That's my momcomplishment of the morning.

by chaachaa February 24, 2017

Morcam

GEOmetric word for extreme lazyness and or for a lazy person

Friend: "You really are a fucking Morcam aren't you?"

by Geo Morcam July 29, 2021

Momjamas

Pajamas that your mom would wear. They match and clearly are pajamas, as opposed to a t-shirt and sweats that teenagers or college students sleep in.

Girl 1: What are you wearing?
Girl 2: my momjamas! they are so comfy and warm!!! i love my momjamas

by HueBobBarnsIV December 3, 2009

momcat

1. a hot, sassy mama from Minnesota
2. a concoction of brandy, Ovaltine and gypsy tears
3. a t-shirt that doesn't make sense involving a wraparound cat's tail

"Let's get ready to go out and get fratty. Pull out the E&J and mix up some Ovaltine. It's time for a round of momcats!"

"Moose, will you be my momcat?"

by The Dev April 7, 2008

momcation

Moms that go on vacation without their kids

My daughter asked me why i was going away 4 nights with just my best friends and I yelled I need a MOMCATION!

by mm10 February 1, 2012