massively molested

Massively molestedmeans to get

molest someone out of pure hatred and lust

me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean

Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred

by Massive molester March 18, 2020

Air Molesters

Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.

Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

animal molester

A fucked up person who rapes animals

Yeah, some animal molester just fucked my pet snake

by Deez p money June 29, 2015

molesterstache

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.

"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."

by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004

moltered

to molter a rubiks cube is the act of leaving ones cube behind when changing location.

Doug moltered his cube the other day dude.. he was nearly in tears.

by Molter555 March 23, 2012

horse-molested

the act of getting completely fucked beyond recognition. destroyed.

"the French military didn't stand a chance in WWII, If they hadn't surrendered, they easily would have been horse-molested

by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018

molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.

oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!

by sandspit September 17, 2007