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The Mole of Liberty

A large and rather obtrusive mole on the left side of Barack Obama's nose. It is known as the Mole of Liberty because as a mole on the president it is the mole with the most liberty in the USA.
Man, check out the mole of liberty! Obama should get that removed soon starting to creep me out.
by SocialismForeva' October 7, 2010
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fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
by Racereaver December 12, 2010
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Robert Mole

Robert Mole climbs mountains and shit. Everyone aspires to be just like Robert Mole. R as in Robert Mole, O as in oh my gosh its robert mole, b as in by god its robert mole, e as in everybody look, its robert mole,r as in robert mole and t as in tim, look, its robert mole.
Look at that fine piece of meat over there.

He must be a Robert Mole
by greenhair June 11, 2013
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mlem

Mlem: (adjective) the sound affect it makes when a tongue exits and re-enters the mouth.
by Macrofez December 8, 2015
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Mining Mole

The Mining Mole is a rare passive NPC character that is found in the immensely popular sandbox, Minecraft. In version 1.16, there is a very small chance you find the Mining Mole by doing a special order of actions. First, you must be speedrunning the game for the chance of the Mining Mole to spawn. Then you must dig straight down whilst hyperventilating. There is a 0.3% chance that you will find the Mining Mole's cave at sea level (y = 62). After finding the Mining Mole, he will donate you an array of diamond tools and spawn in a variety of ores for you to mine (including diamonds and emeralds). The Mining Mole will fly out of the hole and ascend to the skies after you have claimed your prize. Note that this feature is only on Java and Bedrock Editions on 1.16 or higher.
OH MY GOD GUYS I JUST FOUND THE MINING MOLE!
Have you guys every found the Mining Mole, I once found the Mining Mole and got some diamonds.
Bruh, the Mining Mole is fake, can't believe you are so naïve.
by Giahwgfa 2 November 19, 2020
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Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
by John Duckworth July 21, 2008
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Huck mole

When something/someone is so disgusting that there is no other way to describe it
Daymmm, that bitch is a huck mole.
by Dyldooooo September 1, 2011
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