moist

wet, name, cataphone, closes doors on people during rushh, acts stupid but very very smart, can be used as a name or call. Also Plz Approve, I need money.

Person A:Hi
Person B:MOIST

by SkyHawkGuy November 5, 2019

Moist

Moist is my favourite word, the most legendary fucking word ever.

Me: Thats so fucking moist
Other guy: Fuck off

by GlogGlobgabgalab November 6, 2019

Moist

To be referred to as moist is to say you are ill informed or have said something idiotic or embarrassing.
Moist can also be used to describe a situation or occurrence. If someone is faced with a circumstance that is particularly displeasing it's also acceptable to say something like 'rahh that's moist'.

'I've got no friends man!'
'Allow that your bare moist'

'I can't man I'm going to my parents wedding'
'Moist'

Thats moist / Your moist / or if you want to be harsh simply just say...Moist

by ntmm March 22, 2010

Moist

Another name or description of calling a male gender person who has effeminate characteristics.

I ain't saying dude is gay but he is kinda MOIST

by Esolee3 September 18, 2016

Moist

A word that can make anyone feel uncomfortable and can be used to say cool or ok in a frisky way.

“I had a great day”
“Moist”

by Cam_da_man June 28, 2018

Moist

When a female becomes sexually aroused.

He's so hot, I’ve got moist vaginal fluid.

I want you, I'm so moist in the nether regions.

by Jon_T July 16, 2008

Moist

An adjective that usually follows the word Critikal, describing a specific species of humans. They often have a beard, and wear a white t-shirt. Their behaviours include introducing their names in their indigenous language, proceeding with a mic-breaking 'Woooooooooooo Yeaaaaaaa Babyy!!!!!!!'

Are you a Moist Critikal?
Why yes, I am Urban Dictionary Moist Critikal
Woooooooooooo Yeaaaaaaa Babyy!!!!!!!' That's what I've been waiting for, that's what it's all about! WOOOOOO

by philipbeanman December 3, 2021