mingtard

Quite simply a mixture of a minger (someone who fell out of the butt ugly tree and hit the sphincter on the way down) and a fucktard (someone who isn't retarded, but who is so stupid/annoying/idiotic, that they sure do appear that way.)

Not only was that barmaid as fat an ugly as a hippo, she couldn't even subtract 4 from 10. What a mingtard!

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 16, 2007

Montarded

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.

Mitch is seriously montarded.

by chad2009 February 9, 2009

montard

a cross between a retard and a moron.

"I dropped my phone in the toilet!!"
(response) "You are such a montard!!"

by karlie5691 December 8, 2007

Morontard

When you are such a moron you would be considered a moron by retards. All the other retards in your retard group home would laugh at you because you chew on your shirt.

Professor Tony Yeung yelled at me for not knowing how to do my assignment. He thinks I am a complete morontard.

by Fears_Tony_Yeung December 5, 2010

Mongatard

A shitty name I came up with a few years ago for xbox live, and that I use as a nickname for a bunch of junk. A mongatard is most definitely a mongaloid and a retard mashed up together. Who the hell put this in urban dictionary, it's my word damn it!

What the hell is a mongatard!?

by Justin1891 January 5, 2007

morontard

An extremely moronic person. A mixture of a moron and a retard.

Man last night Cory was being a morontard

by bryanbizz November 10, 2007

Mongotard

A person with superhuman retard strength.

Holy crap that mongotard kid almost ripped my freeking arm off when he shook my hand.

by NachoDude316 March 5, 2011