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Mozart

The classical era composer who lived from 1756-1791. Born in Salzberg, Austria. Was a dumbass at spending money. Party like a drunk bitch oftenly. Father toured him around Europe to perform to loyalty, and he enjoyed this lifestyle so he used most of his money to party and shit. Also got rejected by a girl once. The next wife he found, his father and sister disapproved. The greatest composer ever.
This guy is such a Mozart! He is the prodigy of the prodigies!
by sunnynoodlerice October 24, 2018
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Mozart boobs

In the Opera World, terminology referring to breasts which neatly fit into a corset, therefore looking good on the Opera Stage i.e. they'd be grand in a Mozart opera, such as The Marriage of Figaro.
Backstage hand 1: Phwoar!
Backstage hand 2: Yeah!
Backstage hand 1: Yeah, I'd do that!
Backstage hand 2: Anytime!
Backstage hand 1: I know we're doing Wagner, but...
Backstage hand 2: BUT...!
Backstage hand 1: That's a right set of Mozart boobs!
Backstage hand 2: What I wouldn't do to get my hands on that pair...
Backstage hand 1 (dreamily): yeah...
Backstage hand 2: yeah...
Backstage hand 1: (hornily): YEAH!
by Sinead April 22, 2005
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mogart

(Scottish meaning) some one who is extremely drunk, intoxicated,
I cant remember a thing from Friday night I was mogart
by thewizard1 January 7, 2016
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Mozart

I love Mozart's music! So well written, so classic-
You know he had a scat fetish, right?
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Mozart

The greatest composer of classical music ever. This genius has composed some of the most memorable music ever, such as his Symphony No. 40 and the Requiem. His career was a short one, for he died at the age of 31. Although he was very popular, he did not earn much money for his composition. He died in a pauper's grave, unmarked too.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is unmatched in his skill of composing music. He changed classical music forever, and set a bar so high that still no one has managed to overcome.
by Joe Millionaire November 13, 2003
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Mozart

A genius musician who lived rich, died young, and wrote the best music ever.
Is there really anything left to say?
by D. Campbell September 5, 2005
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Mozart

When your banging a person in front of the piano while you bash their head on the piano keys
I pulled a Mozart on this chick so bad Chopin came out her ass!
by Adafoo July 18, 2013
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