Mohana

n.
1. Mohana
a. A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions, who resides in Markham, Ontario, Canada.
b. The force, effect, or a manifestation or aspect of this being.

2. A being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by a people, especially a male deity thought to control some part of nature or reality.

"Mohana is great."

"Mohana hu akbar."

"Dude, that was almost as awesome as Mohana."

"I'll put the fear of Mohana in you!"

by Dr. Sinister January 11, 2005

Mohagany Canoe

When a frozen piece of feces is used as a dildo.

Hey did you give Sally anything to remember you by before your trip? Yea, as a matter of fact I gave her a Mohagany Canoe to keep her satisfied while I'm a way.

by roger dodger June 27, 2012

Mohanad

THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF ALL TIME HE WILL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM AND CONVINCE YOU THAT HE LOVES YOU BACK BUT THEN HE STARTS IGNORING YOU AND THEN YOU REALIZE THAT HE DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT YOU BUT YOU CANT BREAK UP WITH HIM BECAUSE YOURE SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HIM AND BECAUSE DEEP DEEP DOWN YOU STILL HAVE HOPE THAT HE WILL CHANGE AND BECOME A NORMAL HUMAN BEING BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOURE SO FUCKING TIRED OF HIS BULLSHIT BUT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT HIM AND SOMETIMES YOU JUST THINK OF COMMITTING SUICIDE BECAUSE ITS JUST TOO FUCKING MUCH

- Omg waleed is such an asshole i texted him five minutes ago and he still hasn't replied

-you ungrateful bitch last time mohanad replied to me was last month.

by Spoiledbrat November 22, 2014

Mohannad

The sexist guy on the planet and has a bigger dick than rayan

Oh is that Mohannad he is soo sexy

by mohannad alradad August 29, 2019

mohagany

Mohagany is a Beautiful girl that is loving and caring she have alot love for pets her eyes sparkle in the light haves beautiful hair she loves to party she's outstanding if you get a chance to know her you will love her

Dud: omg it's mohagany
Dud2: I love her

by Lulu bold headed March 15, 2017

mohanad

the best person ull ever meet in ur life he is so funny . Sometimes . uhhh yeah

oh u know mohanad? he never shut up

by Galacticmegafart December 8, 2020

Mohana

A guy who always cares about others, and always cares about his family and the people around him.

Mohana is great friend he is always here for me.

by Yousif April 14, 2019