Truck Muffling

To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.

I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.

by GrundleStiltskin69 January 6, 2020

muffling

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

That girl spent all night muffling me.

by Zenshu December 1, 2010

Muffling

A perverted necrophilistic sexual act, in which one person puts their mouth against the genitals of a female corpse, while the other jumps on the corpse's stomach, causing the entrails to burst through the vagina, and into the mouth of the first person.

Bryan and I are going to the graveyard tonight to go muffling!

by Cahill_RO April 18, 2018

Muffling

Stroking your pussy on somebodies unconcious body/ face

Oh shit suesens muffling debra again

Phone the po po

by Sticky white socks February 9, 2019

Moffing Myrtle

A name given to someone when they miss or mess up an action; this could be messing up a dart throw, golf swing or other similar action.

Guy 1: *playing darts* “I can’t hit my 20’s tonight…”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”

by Nyknup September 17, 2025