Moffat

A small chinese penguin, that feels attracted to large gorillas. They also never shower in the mornings as a sign for mating

"Ew that small thing over there smells funny" "He must be a Moffat"

by James Allan May 6, 2008

Moffat

A man who looks like a douche but somehow still manages to pick up perfect tens.

Steve is totally a Moffat but damn look at that chick he's with she is a perfect ten

by Quirkly March 15, 2011

Moffat

A cross breed between a goblin and a troll, a Moffat doesnt live beneath a bridge and doesnt eat sheep but takes pleasure in seeing little children. Also has an extremely odd personality but when provoked will get very angry

He's as mad as a Moffat

by jp29 July 9, 2012

moffat

/ˈmɒfət/ (moffating, to moffat, moffated, moffats etc.)

Basically trolling a fandom by ending a TV series season with a cliffhanger, an extremely frustrating ending and/or killing of a character and (optionally) then going on a hiatus for more than a year, all the while managing to make said fandom still love you.

After moffating a fandom there will be A) a lot of online sadness for the deceased character and/or B) internet (crack)theories and/or C) quite a bit of good old fashioned Internet rage against the writer of the episode. Good examples are Sherlock or Doctor Who.

Person 1: Oh my god! Did you see the ending of {insert series}? Classic moffat.
Person 2: Yes, the forums are going crazy with theories!

by Someone on the Internet August 26, 2013

a moffat

someone who hides prefferably from the law for example a taxman or a police officer in order not to pay his taxes or bills

"moffat the taxmans here" a moffat jumps in a bush

by biddy bit of bergos June 18, 2008

moffated

Being shot, kicked, punched, slapped, shanked, etc. in the feels by Steven Moffat, the bringer of darkness and king of evil. BEWARE. THE. MOFFAT.
Also, being a character in Doctor Who, Sherlock, etc. and being killed off by Moffat.

Ouch, Moffat just slapped me in the feels! I've been Moffated!

Dude, I think Rose Tyler was Moffated.

I've been Moffates! I need... more... Sherlock...*dies*.

by Forever._.Fangirling November 30, 2014

moffat

- Foul-smelling, fairy beasht.
- Can obtain legendary status on occasions.

"That dirty Moffat is after oil-checking me with my own finger!! How does he do it??"

by Marty Scanlon December 3, 2007