Moff

The opening on your face, below your nose. Commonly used in Liberia west Africa.

Look at your moff. just over there lying

by All the names are taken. July 19, 2018

moffe

A Norwegian slang word for the drug Morphine. It was used in the title of a Turbonegro song; Prima Moffe (Great Morphine).

I got zonked out on moffe.

by Computech November 6, 2007

moff

"moff" is a synonym for legendary, or legend.

it is moff to come up with the phrase "look, i made my DNA today, there it is, floating about like a gypsy"

by mrs de veir July 6, 2005

moff

A term commonly used in the North East of Scotland. It means excellent, brilliant etc.

That's pure moff, like.

by PastyBlueHighlander February 28, 2011

moff

Morbidly
Obese
Fat
Fuck

Usually relating of a person of a rather larger than normal size, with a repulsive or disturbing appearance, and the characteristics of a fuck.

Sean: Hey man, look at dat nice girl righ o'er dare. I would sure hell tap dat ass

Nate: EWW REALLY DUDE!? Look at her! She naturally has a huge ass because she's a moff you freak.

Sean: Yo man, I like 'em fat. Mo' cushion for da pushin'. Ya kno what I'm sayin'?

Nate: ...

by M1NDL3SS June 24, 2011

the moff

A childish "man" who snares young girls with promises of fruit flavored liquor. While The Moff undoubtedly uses this tactic for sexual gratification, he almost always fails in his delivery and the trollop becomes way too drunk. All but the lowliest sluts are horrified by The Moff, and the ones who do fall usually end up puking in a public venue.

"The Moff brought this troglodyte from Thurston over to the house, fed her watermelon vodka shots .... she puked on him and herself and even managed to get a few bystanders. Long live The Moff!"

by GrahmaGraham August 10, 2008

dish moff

1.) a stanky pussy
2.) an overall gross ass pussy. either with a forest growin down there, or just tore up like paul bunyan beat it up.

1. uuaahh! i have the aroma of dish moff dude! my dick is stained for a week!!
2. mannn, she was a dime but she had that dish moff goin on.
3. friend: "you pulled a fine honey the other night dawg. did you hit it?" me: "she was smooookin but dude, she got that dish moff. it's like i ate a whole pack of big league chew and slapped that bitch out on the table, THAT was her pussy." friend: (hahahahahahah)

by bobby eubanks November 4, 2009