a city in northern california that is about 1 hour east of san fransisco and 1 hour 45 minutes south of sacramento. it is famous for the laci peterson trials, chandra levey trials, and george lucas lived here. it is not too big, only 203,00 people. it has 5 schools:
-beyer
-davis
-johanson
-modesto
-downey
-ceres (not in district but it competes with modesto schools)
2 schools are being built bc of overcrowding
-enoch
-and some other school in salida
most of modesto is overrun by drugs and mexicans. the music scene here i good for the most part. downtown modesto is fun for nightlife but most hoes are known for being on 9th street.
the ppl of modesto use the word "hella" a lot and most, if not all, of modesto is bilangual.
-beyer
-davis
-johanson
-modesto
-downey
-ceres (not in district but it competes with modesto schools)
2 schools are being built bc of overcrowding
-enoch
-and some other school in salida
most of modesto is overrun by drugs and mexicans. the music scene here i good for the most part. downtown modesto is fun for nightlife but most hoes are known for being on 9th street.
the ppl of modesto use the word "hella" a lot and most, if not all, of modesto is bilangual.
by motizzle April 26, 2006
A town near the bay area and San Francisco.
It has a good nightlife and a very large music scene. It is home to a diverse culture of 300,000 people, although a lot of them are Mexicans.
Everyone here smokes pot, does ecstasy, pops pills, meth, coke, something of the sort.
If you don't you're generally a manga nerd.
It is home to these high schools:
-Davis High School
-Downey High School
-Enochs High School
-Beyer High School
-Johansen High School
-Modesto High School
-Elliott Alternative High School
-Pace Alternative High School
and others that are considered a part of the district:
-Gregory High School (currently being built)
-Ceres High School
-Central Valley
there are also many private and charter schools.
Modesto is famous for murders, famous people being born here, and molestation/gang cases.
We say hella for every other word.
Tagging is becoming a huge part of teenage misconduct.
It has a good nightlife and a very large music scene. It is home to a diverse culture of 300,000 people, although a lot of them are Mexicans.
Everyone here smokes pot, does ecstasy, pops pills, meth, coke, something of the sort.
If you don't you're generally a manga nerd.
It is home to these high schools:
-Davis High School
-Downey High School
-Enochs High School
-Beyer High School
-Johansen High School
-Modesto High School
-Elliott Alternative High School
-Pace Alternative High School
and others that are considered a part of the district:
-Gregory High School (currently being built)
-Ceres High School
-Central Valley
there are also many private and charter schools.
Modesto is famous for murders, famous people being born here, and molestation/gang cases.
We say hella for every other word.
Tagging is becoming a huge part of teenage misconduct.
"Friday night I went to a show in Modesto and hooked up with Kate Kurbstomp. Then I went and smoked out before tagging some bitches' fence hellla bad."
by pseu July 11, 2008
Pulling a Modesto. Pulling a Modesto is the act of placing all your hotspots within 100m of each other completely ruining your chances of ever receiving any rewards. Originates from the the Helium coverage of Modesto, California which has been overpopulated with hotspots and the reward scales destroyed.
GUY1: Hey guys , just had my 10 hotspots arrive today, how far away should I place them?
GUY2: Make sure they're at least 300m apart from each other, wouldn't want to pull a Modesto !
GUY2: Make sure they're at least 300m apart from each other, wouldn't want to pull a Modesto !
by GINNYUD February 11, 2021
Someone who always wins at everything no matter what the odds. Adored by all living creatures especially women.
Someone who owns a red acura rsx and has a ratherly large bhuta
Someone who owns a red acura rsx and has a ratherly large bhuta
Modesto single-handedly destroyed the Persian army using a matchstick and an empty can of Dr. Pepper.
VTEC.
VTEC.
by ewan yousef November 04, 2007
Pulling a Modesto. Pulling a Modesto is something that one does not want to do. A Modesto: the act of placing a ridiculous amount of Helium Hotspots within meters of each other for miles and miles, completely ruining the chances of ever receiving any rewards whatsoever. The origin of this word comes from the area of Modesto, California on the Helium coverage map.
Person 1: Hey everyone, just had my 10 RAK's arrive today and was planning on setting them up, how far away should they be from one another?
Person 2: Hey Person 1, Make sure you place them at least 300m away from each other, wouldn't want to pull a Modesto !
The whole Discord: HAHA MODESTO LOL
Person 2: Hey Person 1, Make sure you place them at least 300m away from each other, wouldn't want to pull a Modesto !
The whole Discord: HAHA MODESTO LOL
by GINNYUD February 11, 2021
Body like Adonis, strikingly handsome, captivating smile, natural muscle build, skin as smooth as silk yet he's rough rugged and raw. The life of the party, quick witted, articulate and charming; this man will have you out of your pants in no time. All the LOVER you'll ever need. Everyone loves Moe, until you're his: selfish, mean, fat head liar, his motto,"eating ain't cheating", Ho's flock from all over because of muscles and tattoos, shallow ass bitches can have him. He sucks you into his world of manipulation, and fantasy. Make you think it was your idea to have a threesome. Yells about what a great sex life he has with his girl so other bitches want a taste. Unless you have knowledge of quantum physics, your life will go into a downward spiral of hell dating this man. Only good for a fuck! Stay away
Modesto: I love my girlfriend, she's a tiger in the sack, man she gives the best blow jobs.
Ho: I bet I can do better
Moe: Go ahead give it a try
Girlfriend: you're such a douchebag
Ho: I bet I can do better
Moe: Go ahead give it a try
Girlfriend: you're such a douchebag
by x10tigerlilly February 01, 2016
by Tadghzsdfbsd February 05, 2007