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Modern Warfare 2

A demonic mind-controlling device that drives small children to the edge of insanity, makes 20 year olds lose their job or get expelled, and is all around hated by females. It is also used to help fat losers become internet celebrities.

A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.
Jeff:"Oh my God dude I just hit a fuckin' triple in Modern Warfare 2"

Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"
by shcoome March 2, 2010
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A steaming pile of shit that will result in many controllers being broken and holes punched in walls

11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"
Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"

*1 game later*

Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"

*1 more game later*

Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"

*1 knife later*

Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"

*1 more knife*

Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*

*next week*

Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"

Gamer: "Infinity Ward"
by Harruxx ftw :) September 8, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition

Also known on Xbox Live as 'Modern Warfare 2: Fucking Shit Edition', it was soley marketed to Australian fans of the series who were anticipating something more than a fucking piece of shit.
Australians playing this game online against Americans will experience frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration and even more frustration after playing this fucking piece of shit as one of an Australian Xbox Live connoisseur's greatest fears eventuates in the form of a "lagiastus beastialus". Known simply as a lag beast, this will violently penetrate anyone choosing to abuse it.
*Sam is halfway through a match of Domination on Favela, enjoying himself in an Australian hosted game with a favourable 7 kills and 2 deaths*
Sam: "Gee, I really have enjoyed coming home to this. I am not dominating anyone, just enjoying a nicely paced game of Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition. Ah..."
*Host leaves game, which has a majority of 10 Australians and one annoyingly placed American within game. Game begins to relocate host*
Sam: "Hoho, fuck."
*Game restarts, the one American in the game is hosting. The American immediately kills Sam, a knife to the back*
Sam: "Huh."
*Sam dies again, this time as a result of a lag beast*
Sam: "Hmmm..."
*Again*
Sam: "Jew."
*Again*
Sam: "Jewslut!"
*Again*
Sam: "Argh fucking American ballsucking redneck gin faggots!"
*Again*
Sam: "Fuck... fucking Cod. Why in fuck's name am I playing this shit?"
*Again*
Sam: "Heherghh!!!!!!!!"
*Again, proceeding with a vehemently temperamental silence*
Sam: "..."
by angry piece of shit November 20, 2009
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This game is for several types of people:
1: If you find yourself unable to get poon, play Modern Warfare 2. You will now have an excuse for why you aren't pounding a whore in the bathroom of a backdoor bar. It is a perfectly legitimate excuse because you will cum 10x more than any shitty bar bj when you unlock the "pro noob" models

2: If you are enjoy roasting marshmellows over a fire, and sleeping in tents aka "a camper"

Online play includes the following types of people:

1. People who pretend to be military, only to later be discovered with a 5x voice changer. When asked what unit they are with, you will no longer hear their voice, except for when their mommy calls for dinner.

2. You will also find kids who start screaming curse words, because the big kid in 5th grade taught them. You will learn that you will end up pressing the mute button more often than the fire button because you end up getting spawn killed before you have time hit the trigger button.

3. You will find racist pricks who think it is hillarious to change their clan tag to "KKK." When questioning their beliefs they are unable to support their statements, except with comments such as "that is the way I was raised."
Noob: I love playing modern warfare 2

Pwner: You aren't playing!

Noob: yes I am (says in a gay 5 year old voice)

Pwner: No you aren't because I am spawn killing you before you have the oppurtunity to fire.
by NoobPwner1234xxxxxx March 6, 2010
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The most effective contraceptive known to mankind.
Jill: Hey, wanna have sex?
Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first
*Plays for seven hours straight*
Jill: How about now?
Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.
by ipwnmadnoobs June 2, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2

The game that all the girlfriends of the world will soon come to hate.
Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come to my place tonight and fool around?"

Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on."
by mw2freak October 14, 2009
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After months of it being out, and the 4-5 pages of Fanboy defs i'll tell you what this game really is; a piece of garbage. The campaign is great and the early first 4 months of online gameplay were alright, but now every self absorbed asshole, noob, and Xbox Live Midget on XBL I guarantee has this in their gaming collection. The online games so are full of noob tubers, kids, and wannabe MLG'ers that you can't turn one corner without being one-hit killed and possibly hearing "OMG NIGGA YOU GOT PWNED" from a kid who probably hasn't even gotten into

Pre-Algebra yet. The maps are a camper's wet dream and the Map Pack, to me, is a waste of 1200 MSPs. I personally think WaW will give you a better time then Modern Warfare 2.
Modern Warfare 2 is like the IPhone, there's a hack for everything and every asshole and annoying kid has it.
by DIE MW2 May 12, 2010
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