5 year olds thinking they are cool by drinking Mtn Dew and doritos and screaming "faggot 1v1 me succa go kys" and playing games way over their age limit like halo and overwatch.
If you end up in the same room with them, The following example will occur:
If you end up in the same room with them, The following example will occur:
"mlg" kiddo: omg hacker go kys i hate you
Me: Seriously...
"mlg" kiddo: yeah im mlg and i will kill you in 4 1v1 match with my doritos and mtn dew moicjoiejoijeoiwjdoijdiow
Me: *Leaves room*
Me: Seriously...
"mlg" kiddo: yeah im mlg and i will kill you in 4 1v1 match with my doritos and mtn dew moicjoiejoijeoiwjdoijdiow
Me: *Leaves room*
by BiscuitIsSmol Words4U August 05, 2017
by Loveydovey13 November 02, 2020
Major League Gamers. They are people who love Doritos and Mountain Dew they also enjoy quickscoping everyone and often exploit games. People often get pissed at them and rage. They are also pretty much an elite group of hackers or gamers who love doge and will also say illuminati confirmed!!!!!
by MaDawgTT February 11, 2015
Acronym for Major League Gaming, contrary to what all you memers on 4chan and Reddit think- it does not revolve around trickshotting or quickscoping. Players do not drink Mountain Dew/eat Doritos every day nor do any of them smoke weed. Shrek is not a god and FaZe doesn't even have a good pro team. The pro COD players do not use the Intervention either. These stereotypes are good to use so you can pull out the newfags on the forum posts.
Newfag: OMG I JUST HIT A MOUNTAIN DEW DORITOS 420BLAZEITSMOKEWEEDSHREKSCOPE
Billy: That's not how MLG actually is. :/
Billy: That's not how MLG actually is. :/
by Czncer June 09, 2015
Acronym for Major League Gaming. Often used in terms of parodying or mocking "Major League Gamers," or those who play games such as Call of Duty as a main means of profit. Seen frequently in MLG Montage Parodies.
Person A: Did you see that match between OpTiC and FaZe Clan today?
Person B: Why yes, indeed I did! I partake frequently in spectating MLG tourneys.
Person B: Why yes, indeed I did! I partake frequently in spectating MLG tourneys.
by A Man of Vast Vocabulary April 13, 2015
Stands for Major League Gaming and hosts events for competitive video gamers. By placing high at these events you are signed to be a professional gamer. It also is a matchmaking playlist in the video game Halo 3 with specific settings and gametypes.
XBL try hard: "Get raped you MLG cunt. Oh you're on the BAMF Ladies? Damn they are the hottest girl gamers! Marry me?"
by BAMF Beauty February 24, 2009
A term you give yourself to make yourself feel better because you suck at life/video games/everything
Man, I'm so MLG at video games
by Potatosmileyface November 17, 2015