Midday snack

Midday snack refers to the remaining or left over fecal matter in or around ones anus, that can be swiped with a pointer finger at anytime and be eaten

Timmy didn't have time to eat his whole meal at lunch but he knew he could always rely on his midday snack!

by Donkikongdick June 17, 2021

Mitway Limp

Mitway Limp

Employees of Midway Airport who after several months of working there miraculously obtain a limp form walking on the hard concrete floors in the concourse.

I’ve been working at Midway Airport for three months and I’ve got the Mitway Limp.

by Denzel wendell March 2, 2019

Migday

A woman, who is so hot that she distracts you as she walks by, causing you to spill water on yourself

Guy#1 What the!? bro you spelled you water all over your shirt,

Guy#2 OH man wow sorry bro i was distracted by migday

by achobrother July 8, 2010

Minday

A common nickname for a girl who is tall, blonde, and hot.

This nickname means the girl has also met her soulmate, usually named Jordan.

Did you see you girl?

Yeah, what's her name?

Idk i'm gonna call her minday!

Better watch out or Jordan'll beat your ass.

by J&M1007 October 20, 2008

midday buzz

when you get drunk or high in the middle of the day

A: dude im so bored with school wanna leave
B: yeah i say its time for a midday buzz
C: i got the millers and the green

by sirdrinkalot July 8, 2009

Midday Diddle

When in the middle of the day you want to take a couple hours between just you and your computer... or imagination, and diddle youself. Middle of the day, diddle away.

Johnnie was late to his class, because he got caught up in his midday diddle.

by Oscar VVilde March 7, 2012

Middays

Attractive or Fit, Can Be Abbreviated To Mids

Aw, That Boy Is Middays!!

Your Hair looked Mids!

by Sparky4005 April 28, 2009