mistelemariamorous

The feeling you experience when you tell someone you love them at the end of a routine customer service call

Jordan felt very mistelemariamorous after becoming distracted on a phone call with his cable company

Cable Company Lady: "Ok Mr.Needlewum, you're all set up with our fabulous Sunday sports channel package. Is there anything else I can help you with?"
Jordan: "Uh no, I think that will do it, I love you.."

by WordsLol November 7, 2017

pink minstrel

A straight man, masquerading as a gay man, akin to the black and white minstrels who were white performers that put on makeup to imitate black performers.

Sean Lock turned to David Walliams with fire in his eyes and announced “don’t ever touch me again you pink minstrel.”

by Dismal Scientist September 23, 2023

Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).

Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.

by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012

MisterLister

MisterLister is usually the name of a gay person who uses the internet.

Who were you talking to online?

MisterLister

Oh that guy's probably gay.

by showderp September 1, 2013

mistell

Mis*tell Mistold, Mistelling
Abbreviated: mt

To tell erroneously.

Usually used in chatrooms or instant messages when a message is sent to the wrong person and that person recognizes it.

"I'm sorry, I don't know any Bob. Is this a mistell?"

"Ack, sorry, mt."

by cdat16 November 30, 2004

Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.

"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"

by Vogoins July 25, 2008

Misrelationship

When one starts dating one of the opposite sex, and finds out that her friends are much, much hotter, and suddenly wants to be with the friends.

Dude, me and Rachel totally aren't going to work, her friends are so much hotter and way more slutty than her, and now I'm in the misrelationship and it sucks.

by Tyler Jed August 19, 2008