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mustachioed

having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one
John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.
by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009
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pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis)

Refers to a disease a person gets when their stash dries up.
After smoking all her weed that weekend Ally had pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis).
by McNeal February 4, 2008
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Flaming Mustacheio

A flaming Mustacheio is when you are having sex with a girl and you light there pubic hair on fire, and eat them out. This works better if you have a mustache and even better if it is a handlebar mustache.
I gave Janet a Flaming Mustacheio last night. it was flipping narly!
by ripley53 October 11, 2006
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mustachosity

Having, or holding great volume in; said mustache.
The kind, smiling older man must have spent hours grooming to support his popularity with the ladies. Which is of course clearly displayed by the mustachosity his show entails.
by fishyfeds November 24, 2011
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Pistachio Friend

Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason
They are more than my vanilla friends, but not my chocolate friends; they are pistachio friends.
by Bikamasutracouple January 20, 2019
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mistawho

Mistawho is one of the most amazing people around. He's founder of Your Mother Enterprised; LTD, and is a Seattle badass. He's probably forgotten more about computers than most will ever know.
Mistawho just kicked that guy's ass, then bought some cigarettes.
by Mancow December 8, 2004
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mustachioville

Mustachioville is a place where 3 or more mustaches gather. In mustachioville no one discriminates on the size or shape of other mustaches. This is a upbeat and fun place where mustache lovers gather and prosper...one mostachio at a time.
I was once criticized for having a fu manchu mustache, but now that I found mustachioville everyone there loves me!
by JesAndMel November 18, 2009
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