agui mustache

A mustache on the upper lip of a teen who hasn't hit puberty yet and resembles pubic hair on the upper lip

Yo did you see Chris today he had an Agui Mustache

by 1sexysonofabitch May 17, 2014

urinal mustache

When the mens room at your office building has not been cleaned for an amount of time that allows the rim of the urinal to collect pubic hair. The collection then appears like a mustache on the rim.

I almost puked when I had to use the restroom and the urinal mustache tickled my hand.

by halpleh November 1, 2008

dust mustache

When an old man gives you a facial.

Knies gave her a dust mustache, eww he's old.

by SuckItYork August 26, 2016

Mustache Spongebath

When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.

Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."

Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."

by Mike E. Coyne April 11, 2017

Marcos Mustache

The meaning of having a dope or beautiful mustache.

That guy has a Marcos mustache he must have taken a long time to grow it.

by Itzz_yourmaster305 September 8, 2016

Omaha Mustache

The act of shoving an ear of husked corn into a female's anus then pulling it out and slowly smearing the remnants of her mud-tunnel across her upper lip.

I can't but help giving her an Omaha Mustache after her brown eye winked at me.

by Dub-Man (p-dub) July 17, 2020

no-no german mustache man

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube

adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man

by totallyurmom March 21, 2022