Miss Universe

The beauty pagent that should be called Miss Earth instead because of the lack of other intellegent speices in the contest.

Viewer #1: The new Miss Universe really earned that title.

Smart Person: How do you know?

Viewer #1: Good point it should be called Miss Earth instead

by The Technician September 2, 2010

Miss uttering

a lady who yaps alot and her chat becomes annoying and you dont wana hear her anymore

for instance; u doesnt like ur geology class and ur teacher is a lady teacher , so she ll b MISS UTTERING for u, when u dont wana listen her anymore.

by CAMPROCK March 22, 2009

miss fixer upper

a female who likes to help someone do little duties; female everyone remembers for being so nice

my friend Ali is so nice, she made my day by altering my stylist pen with tape, so it'd stay in it's holder; she's such a miss fixer upper!

fixerfemalehelpnicelikes

by winnipegdude July 13, 2012

Miss Teen USA

A tool used by middle aged men to jerk off to young girls in swimwear.

Also, a whore factory.

"Hey man, did you see the game last night?"

"Nah, I was too busy whackin' it to the Miss Teen USA pageant."

by Mr. Deadfolx February 10, 2009

miss one up

A conceited, self centered bitch that only thinks of one's self.

Stop acting like a little miss one up. YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING YOU STUPID FUCKER BITCH HEAD

by Saraaaaaaaa April 29, 2007

Miss Glam Up

A Female individual with glamour

You know i am miss glam up, i can help you in your makeup

by zoe7090 July 26, 2021

Urban Miss

The concept that you need to have a minimum of 2 strong curse words or a lewd description of a sexual act to make Urban Dictionary's "word of the day".

Due I put up this awesome definition for slatterpuss that I thought would totally rock the Word of the Day but it Urban Missed.

by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz November 12, 2009