Mitching

A three-step sexual process.
Step 1: Suck your partners dick.
Step 2: Raise your partners dick and lick their balls.
Step 3: Spin your partner around and lick their butt.
This is the end of the mitching process.

Person 1: Man mitching last night was great.
Person 2: Yeah I loved when you got to step 3!

by I<3toMITCH June 28, 2010

Mitching

The act of bitching performed by a male. Can be performed in many locations such as the office, shed etc. Is usually followed up by a blog or status update.

John was mitching down the pub again. He just needs to get over it.

by BourneToSheen September 10, 2011

Mitching out

Verb. When a very straight girl (not a fence-sitter) succumbs to the charms of a lesbian who actively seeks to 'turn' straight girls, and enters a long term relationship with her. Term originated by a professor at Randolph-Macon Woman's College for such a relationship, based on the nickname of the straight girl involved.

Person 1: So, what's up with Katie and Megan?
Person 2: They're dating.
Person 1: Whoa, I didn't realize Megan swung that way!
Person 2: She doesn't really, she's totally Mitching out.

by Miss Macon July 28, 2008

mitching

When someone stealthily hunts or pursues a persons facebook page that they are not even friends with and sometimes do not even have mutual friends with. They will stalk everyone from your mother to your 13 year old sisters facebook page.

Zach I think Mikey is mitching Eric's mother again!

by ultracotton October 19, 2015

Mitching out

To zone out, forget where you are and what you're doing, staring blankly into space, à la Mitch McConnell

Dude you got so high last night, after that last hit, you were mitching out for like 10 minutes straight.

by enronthedon October 2, 2023

Mirthing

To violently face-fuck someone.

Ryan: Bro, You're totally Mirthing that girl!

by EpicMirthFan August 10, 2021

mitching

the act of hopping like a bunny with carrots rammed deep in every hole in your body

last night when i went clubbin' with the furries i took out a carrot and everyone starting mitching

by altairalex February 5, 2015