Mother I'd Resort to F*cking. To be used in a situation where you wouldn't necessarily LOVE to bang this chick, but you wouldn't entirely dismiss the notion. Usually a single parent co-worker with 1-2 children, who never stop talking about their kids while you're thinking "...eh i'd plug this chick."
Female: "..so OMG, the other day, in quilting class, we started using pink fabric and OMG it was so cute you should have seen {insert child's name} he/she LOVED it!"
Male: *Thinking* 'I probably would stick it to this person. I wouldn't quite give her MILF status, but I'm willing to go MIRF'
Male: *speaking* "oh no shit, that's awesome"
Male: *Thinking* 'I probably would stick it to this person. I wouldn't quite give her MILF status, but I'm willing to go MIRF'
Male: *speaking* "oh no shit, that's awesome"
by millz207 March 02, 2015
by James in Raleigh November 10, 2008
A clumsy idividual, who usually lacks common sense, style, spacial awarness, motorskillz and hand eye coodination. (also refered to as a "pinner mirf")
Origin. first used by Sillicon Valley pot heads
Origin. first used by Sillicon Valley pot heads
"I cannot believe you just spilled my cremated grandma all over my mom's kzakistanian rug, you f$%@ing MIRF!"
by TONYBACON August 06, 2009
by Bree & Jake - Nerds March 08, 2009
A MIRF is the exact opposite of a milf. While a milf is a mother that someone would like fuck( bang the shit out of) a mirf is a mother that someone would regret fucking( really bad pussy haha.)
juliets mom is fucking hot and is definetly a milf. but john's mom is a mirf. I totally regret fucking her, her pussy smelled like rotten fish and dam did she need to shave or what.
by The whitest mother fucker ever July 26, 2010
by The one who slept with your mom January 16, 2005