Mindsturbation

The act of using one’s mind or memories to expedite the process of sexual stimulation; hands-free self-pleasure that stems solely from thoughts

My WiFi was down, and she was hot to trot and on her way;

so I went full Mindsturbation,

and my brain got me HORNY!

by BenHeart June 21, 2018

Mindsterbation

derived from the term mind-fucking, where when mind fucking one self, one tends to mindsterbate, therefore the word directs towards the situation to when a person is fucking with ones on mind he tends to be mind-fucking

Joe: I have been fucking with my mind, with all this arithmetic and alcohol

Harry: Yeah dude I guess mindsterbation of a higher form

by Maverickan September 5, 2012

Midsturbation

The mid point of a masturbation session; the point when masturbating becomes interrupted causes extreme frustration (see Blue Balls)

"My mom walked in on me midsturbation which was awkward as fuck"

"The batteries in my vibe died midsturbation, it was the WORST!"

by Ineedtopoop July 8, 2025