minotaur

a loud neighbor that you always hear clomping around in the apartment above you but you never actually see leave home.

"What's going on upstairs!?"
"It sounds like minotaur is pissed off."

by ATMJess June 15, 2007

minotaur

an antisocial and/or alcoholic librarian that works - and frequently masturbates - in the stacks of large public and university libraries.

I went to the world civilization stacks on the third floor and could have sworn a minotaur was spying from two stacks over.

by dusty ocean December 29, 2004

bucking minotaur

A sexual postion similar to doggie style but the couple are on there knees.
the male is fondaling the Females breats with one hand and the other hand stimulates the clit .<does not matter what hand does what> All the while sloppy tounge kissing and pumping the vagina with with fast ,short and deliberate strokes to climax! A must try for freaks of all ages!!!

bucking-1.To leap upward arching the back
2.To make sudden jerky movements
3.Informal: To strive with determination
minotaur- mythical monster with the head of a bull and the body of a man
Last night I pulled off a sweet bucking minotaur ,Sally said that it was best sensation she'd ever experienced!Thank you Pac Man jones!!You Da man!!!!

by pac man jones March 8, 2008

Mini Minotaur

A small and sexually driven beast. in general, their nostrils are invariably flared.

i fucked a mini minotaur last night ;)

by BITCHSLAPMEHARD March 21, 2011

Fight the Minotaur

To go to the bathroom.

After all those drinks, I must fight the minotaur.

by VJT August 23, 2010

Minotaur Mingle

A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.

Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle?

Unwilling Friend: no

by FartFucker69 August 12, 2014

minotaur centipede

A sex maneuver that requires anal sex in the doggystyle position with both partners on their knees with torsos upright. And more participants line up behind to eat the ass of the the person in front of them. The silhouette looks like an extended centipede with a minotaur front.

I heard Tom and Cindy do anal now. They said we could join by lining up and creating a Minotaur Centipede.

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