mini van

One in the front, five in the back.

Only the classiest of women can handle a mini van.

by Moneyshawt May 9, 2008

mini van

like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the pussy and 5 in the ass. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

i gave your girlfriend the mini van last night

by Ninja_Man October 10, 2007

mini van

during sex, the man puts two fingers in the womans vagina and a whole hand in her ass which is why its refered to as the mini van : two in the front and five in the rear.

last night i gave her the mini van! she wont shit right for a week!

by nosrac101 July 10, 2011

Mini Van

2 in the front, 5 in the back, plain and simple. This requires at least 3 pairs of DP to be happening at once. This is similar to Gang Bang, but more intense.

Guy 1: Man, you should have been there last night with all of us.
Guy 2: What went down?
Guy 1: Me and the guys met up with that bitch from the party, and we gave her a mini van.
Guy 2: Shit man, that's crazy.

by Walty102 August 25, 2011

Mini Van Rage

A person, usually male, who drives a mini van with anger and recklessness. It is a reflection of a person's aggravation with what their life has become. These people likely hate the fact that they had way more kids than they intended, and the pressure of accommodating these high maintenance brats, in combination with having to drive such an embarrassing vehicle, has reached a boiling point. They can be commonly spotted doing 90mph on the freeway swerving in and out of lanes cursing to themselves.

Bystander 1: Wow, did you see that guy?!?! He almost killed two pedestrians and a dog while blowing that stop sign.

Bystander 2: Yeah, classic mini van rage. He's probably late to a parent/teacher meeting.

by captmurk November 13, 2013

Mini Van Girls

One who has grown up being driven around in a mini van and has been deprived of the interesting technological advancements of new cars.

Woah- that BMW hands you your seat belt, us mini van girls have never seen that before.

by Mini Van Girls June 3, 2013

Mini Van Driver

usually a woman with a huge vagina

yo your mom is a mini van driver, wicked vaginal

by monski315 September 24, 2005