like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the pussy and 5 in the ass. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
by Ninja_Man October 10, 2007
Get the mini van mug.during sex, the man puts two fingers in the womans vagina and a whole hand in her ass which is why its refered to as the mini van : two in the front and five in the rear.
by nosrac101 July 10, 2011
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2 in the front, 5 in the back, plain and simple. This requires at least 3 pairs of DP to be happening at once. This is similar to Gang Bang, but more intense.
Guy 1: Man, you should have been there last night with all of us.
Guy 2: What went down?
Guy 1: Me and the guys met up with that bitch from the party, and we gave her a mini van.
Guy 2: Shit man, that's crazy.
Guy 2: What went down?
Guy 1: Me and the guys met up with that bitch from the party, and we gave her a mini van.
Guy 2: Shit man, that's crazy.
by Walty102 August 25, 2011
Get the Mini Van mug.Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.
Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...
Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.
Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.
by Charlieangusbuttchug October 21, 2019
Get the Mini-van mug.A person, usually male, who drives a mini van with anger and recklessness. It is a reflection of a person's aggravation with what their life has become. These people likely hate the fact that they had way more kids than they intended, and the pressure of accommodating these high maintenance brats, in combination with having to drive such an embarrassing vehicle, has reached a boiling point. They can be commonly spotted doing 90mph on the freeway swerving in and out of lanes cursing to themselves.
Bystander 1: Wow, did you see that guy?!?! He almost killed two pedestrians and a dog while blowing that stop sign.
Bystander 2: Yeah, classic mini van rage. He's probably late to a parent/teacher meeting.
Bystander 2: Yeah, classic mini van rage. He's probably late to a parent/teacher meeting.
by captmurk November 13, 2013
Get the Mini Van Rage mug.One who has grown up being driven around in a mini van and has been deprived of the interesting technological advancements of new cars.
by Mini Van Girls June 3, 2013
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