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Mintballer

A person that always has mints on hand; The person that always has breath mints to share or give out; persons that sling mints.

Background: Friend and I thought of it and thought it was funny at the time.
Thanks Ray, you always have a mint when I need one, you are a mintballer!
by Brian Carmona June 5, 2004
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Mazeballs

1)Something you absolutely love, admire, or find amazing.
2) something positive, or something someone said or did that caused you joy.
I absolutely love that movie! It's mazeballs!
by Phoenix 13kk June 30, 2017
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Not enough minerals

A memorable quote from the RTS game Starcraft which is used to notify the player when they do have not mined enough minerals to summon/create a unit or building
Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!
by SouLs! August 3, 2019
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Minerals Management Service

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the US Department of the Interior. The name has since been changed to "Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, Regulation and Enforcement" (BOEMRE). The laws related to minerals management in the United States are possibly the most poorly thought-out in the developed world, and were largely designed as a strategy to launder money through crooked politicians. The MMS was created manage the oceanic coastal shelf (OCS) resources, and naturally it became one of the most notorious dens of corruption seen in the entire world.

The MMS is set up so that the temptation to be sleazy is almost impossible to resist; indeed, taking bribes is practically standard operating procedure in this agency. That's because the MMS was responsible for enforcing environmental and safety regulations on things like offshore drilling platforms, and yet made its income from revenues from the lessors it was regulating.

MMS officials would actually let oil company staff fill out inspection checklists in pencil, so that MMS inspectors would then fill them out as the operators wanted.
Given Minerals Management Service pencil whipping in the Gulf prospects*, it was a miracle that Transocean was ever cited for safety violations at all.

MMS is famous for parties in which executives of oil companies went drabbing with federal managers.
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*Here, a prospect is an area where oil prospecting occurs
by Primus Intra Pares July 24, 2010
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Mindballs

Mindballs are what you get when your cojones grow to such an alarming size that they take over every inch of the thought process. Having mindballs can be either temporary or permanent. This depends on the persons level of douchiness.
1. Dude, that guy just attacked Chuck Norris, he definitely has a severe case of mindballs.

2. I once hit on Jessica Alba due to a temporary onset of the mindballs.
by Lendorien September 20, 2009
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Manballs

To sack up, or what to say before someone is about to do something gnarly.
Did you see the manballs on that surfing that massive wave?
by Method411 September 26, 2007
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