when it's close to the new year and you keep forgetting that people refer to 'next year' as a month later
Bob: "Soo yeah I guess I'll see you next year, Ted!"
Ted: "Uh whoa, buddy. Going somewhere?..."
Bob: "Naw man, I mean in a month!"
Ted: "Aw man, I just got December mindfucked!"
Ted: "Uh whoa, buddy. Going somewhere?..."
Bob: "Naw man, I mean in a month!"
Ted: "Aw man, I just got December mindfucked!"
by mindfucked1000 December 23, 2010
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2. When you discover that people you know know other people you know without you knowing. Sometimes better than you'd like them to.
3. Generally when you see something surprising or unexpected about or involving people you even vaguely know, and it goes beyond the level of surprise to a state where your reality is totally rocked.
2. When you discover that people you know know other people you know without you knowing. Sometimes better than you'd like them to.
3. Generally when you see something surprising or unexpected about or involving people you even vaguely know, and it goes beyond the level of surprise to a state where your reality is totally rocked.
"Remember that really dorky girl everyone made fun of in school? Shes a rich supermodel now."
"Oh god, my current girlfriend and ex girlfriend are friends on facebook. They have loads of pictures together too, I think they're pretty close. She never told me they knew each other!"
"What a facebook mindfuck!"
"Oh god, my current girlfriend and ex girlfriend are friends on facebook. They have loads of pictures together too, I think they're pretty close. She never told me they knew each other!"
"What a facebook mindfuck!"
by acitsAstica October 7, 2009
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When you piss someone off on Chatzy so they come back as their significant other to bitch at you for being mean.
Chatzy user: My girlfriend is throwing up and having a panic attack in the other room and although, if I was real, I should really be comforting her and possibly cleaning up the puke, I've decided to log in and tell you all what a horrible bunch of meanie bobeanies you are! It's not her fault the word "willy" makes her suicidal!
All the other users: Whoa! That was a Chatzy mindfuck!
All the other users: Whoa! That was a Chatzy mindfuck!
by Hotchski July 19, 2009
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by Threarah February 26, 2011
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She struck me as a straight-up badass mindfucker the moment I first caught her holding court at the party where men were following her around like dogs.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2019
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Man: Are you crazy??? I would never fuck my ex-girlfriend! She's my ex for a reason!
Woman: Then why did she text you "I had fun riding your cock last night", when you told me you were taking your grandpa to the doctor?
Man: Because she's crazy baby. She's just jealous.
Woman: STOP trying to mindfuck me!
Woman: Then why did she text you "I had fun riding your cock last night", when you told me you were taking your grandpa to the doctor?
Man: Because she's crazy baby. She's just jealous.
Woman: STOP trying to mindfuck me!
by fuckedover23 November 6, 2012
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