mommed

verb, past tense of "to mom"
When a child is chastised or criticized for a probable cause by a subject, the child calls her/his mom to verbally or in some cases physically beat the living crap out of the subject. This subject has just been "mommed." This technique is extremely popular among those snotty little bastard prudes who play video games at Wal-Mart for several hours, trying the same damn demo and dying within ten seconds then retrying with the same result.

Me: Hey, you've been playing for the last hour and a half, could I play for a bit?
Kid: MOM!
Mom: GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY CHILD! MY KID CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS! DON'T MAKE ME SUE YOUR DRUGGIE ASS! (kick, slap, kick)
Wal-Mart Worker: Dude, that guy over there just got mommed.
Other Wal-Mart Worker: Yeah, come on lets go screw over some more small businesses.

by ihatebeingmommed December 3, 2005

Mommed the Facebook

When something becomes uncool, like when your mom joins facebook. Similar to "jumped the shark".

I loved that band until they released that christmas album, that's when they really mommed the facebook.

by Jeremy Radd January 10, 2009

Mimed out

The act of someone going totally silent for a trivial or pathetic reason

She was losing at fortnite so she was mimed out

by IBREAKYOURHYMEN August 3, 2020

Memmedaga

Famous person in Azerbaijan. Political person. Was very intelligent person and scientist. He helped lots of poor kids in Africa and solved world hunger. He is very great guy. He now lives in Quba city of Azerbaijan.

- Memmedaga netersen? Maradona neterdi? pomidor yeyirsen?
- kopeyoglunun got oğlu got.
- yandiranin var?
- aeaeaeeeeeee. uaeeeeeae

by gijdillaxxanable April 6, 2022

MidMeds

MidMeds is a loser nerd who reads books about dragons that look like they have encountered a surplus amount of chromosomes within birth (EragonK Eragon deez nuts) AND HE READ HARRY POTTER WHO HAS BEEN RECENTLY CANCELLED ON TWITTER (he doesnt care about equal rights) and he also has a really cool and awesome president named Rainaha (refer to Rainaha on urban dictionary). he doesnt clean the dust off his bookshelf and he has an insane amount of animals in his household: bearded dragons, dogs, cats, ermmmm among other exotic animals. He is also a fetus and rgjekarjghnaerfikjughnerpgdjkm. future pu in slimecult? He is silly and loves clown filters and doesnt swear and named 3 horses after diary of wimpy kid characters in minecraft and proceeded to k*ll them in cold blood and he also reps the 3 Gs (gatekeep gaslight girlboss) and is one of the girls and is decent (at most) at overwatch (the standards in slimecult arent high so therefore he is one of the best) ϵ( ‘Θ’ )϶ he also likes frogs and is cool and is a commendable distinguished individual. He is a cool person please (he gotta blicky to my head) and he is really nice (someone help please) and he is always very welcoming and generous (HELP NOW HELP HELP HELP)

"MidMeds is a loser that reads books and doesnt care about equal rights and has a really cool president (Rainaha)." -everyone

by medicalmeds April 9, 2023

Mommed Out

Mommed Out ; a word to mean the same thing as Pimped out. 2. Something would be most convenient to you. 3. Something Good
2 - SHORTER MEANING "MOMMED"
1. Something bad

3 - NEGATIVE MEANING "MOMMED UP"
1. Non-extreme word of F*cked Up

"Those Rims Are Mommed Out"

2 "Yo this is so mommed"

3. "Why you mommed up the system?"

by Dr_Polish May 29, 2004

mimmers

When large amounts of alchol are consumed it is often seen that the person who is intoxicated makes farting noises with his/her mouth and often creates unnessicarly large amounts of saliver

look over there its mimmers *mimmers is sitting in the corner making fart noises with his mouth*

by Thomas Stevenson February 5, 2008