Noun. An seemingly joyous event, carelessly planned, that results in the death of people that did not participate in the event.
Even though her champion St Bernard had tested positive for rabies, Karen insisted on his participation in the dog show, turning the event into a complete Millinocket wedding when it broke loose, ran into the street and mauled eight spectators.
by Kramer719 October 8, 2020
Get the Millinocket wedding mug.John almost got hit by that car—it missed him by a millilick. Jane’s chemistry experiment turned out horrible. She obtained a millilick of the reaction product. Or, life goes way to fast. I am about a millilick from turning 50.
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by Alex April 23, 2005
Get the mallfucker mug.When you are titty fucking a pregnant women and the milk comes out of her tits and you try to catch it in your mouth
"Dude, you know how Sara just had a baby?"
"Yeah"
"I milkfucked the shit out of her last night, I don't think that baby will get any milk!"
"Yeah"
"I milkfucked the shit out of her last night, I don't think that baby will get any milk!"
by Duck man davey October 8, 2013
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Usually measured via Bullshit Meter.
The standard millifecal scale:
000-150 mF = Fib
151-270 mF = White Lie
271-400 mF = Smells Funky...
401-531 mF = Crap
532-780 mF = Bullshit!
781-999 mF = No F***ing Way.
1000-9000 mF: You are advised to seek help if you regularly find your daily bullshit exposure levels within this range.
Over 9000 mF: Fatal.
Usually measured via Bullshit Meter.
The standard millifecal scale:
000-150 mF = Fib
151-270 mF = White Lie
271-400 mF = Smells Funky...
401-531 mF = Crap
532-780 mF = Bullshit!
781-999 mF = No F***ing Way.
1000-9000 mF: You are advised to seek help if you regularly find your daily bullshit exposure levels within this range.
Over 9000 mF: Fatal.
Man 1: Tell me again what the millifecal is based on?
Man 2: It’s basically how much you can poop in one day.
*loud electrical whine*
Man 1: Whoa, you're registering 553mF on my Bullshit Meter!
Man 2: Good. I wondered if that thing still worked.
Dude 1: Quiet! I can't hear the State of the Union Address!
President on TV: "... and our economy is looking better every day!"
Dude 2: Ha. What would you rate that?
Dude 1: About 650 millifecals.
Man 2: It’s basically how much you can poop in one day.
*loud electrical whine*
Man 1: Whoa, you're registering 553mF on my Bullshit Meter!
Man 2: Good. I wondered if that thing still worked.
Dude 1: Quiet! I can't hear the State of the Union Address!
President on TV: "... and our economy is looking better every day!"
Dude 2: Ha. What would you rate that?
Dude 1: About 650 millifecals.
by The Craftsman December 4, 2013
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Get the Millimack mug.A word used to describe the level of a joke. The idea of a joke that does not result in a laugh, or a chuckle for that matter is a Millichuckle. Not worth the air for a chuckle. Has been rated on a scale of 1-10, 10 being best.
Bob finished his joke near the office cooler, he had been working the joke over in his mind for the last 24 hours. Now at the finale of his joke, the room was silent - not even a MilliChuckle.
Then from the silence, the voice of Arthur in accounting could be heard from the back row, "Bob your joke barely had a Millichuckle rating of 3 man, don't quit your day job."
The office laughs.
Then from the silence, the voice of Arthur in accounting could be heard from the back row, "Bob your joke barely had a Millichuckle rating of 3 man, don't quit your day job."
The office laughs.
by Beer420 May 19, 2011
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