Milk Dud

Those small pebble like turd droppings that float around in the toilet water or possibly in your pants. Similar to dingle balls

Oh man, I tried to fart and blew out a couple a milk duds instead.

by outonbail October 20, 2003

Milk Dud

The part just inside the anus

I was tossin her salad, and I went for the milk dud!

by Jerry July 13, 2003

Milk Dud

When a female pores milk in her rear through a beer funnel and farts in her partner's face releasing a mixture of chocolate and shit. Therefore arousing both people and then making them hungry.

I gave Johnny a wicked Milk Dud last night

by nikki_killjoy October 4, 2010

milk dud

a person whos half black half white

that dude is a fucking half bread milk dud

by Eric December 20, 2003

milk dud

Dumb dumb

Man, i had no business copying off that milk dud's scan tron he pulled in all F's last semester.

by gratiszulzul June 28, 2015

Milk Dud

A nickname for a mentally-ill mexican, usually yelled in it's general direction

Person: "MIIIILK DUUUUUUUUUD!!!!"
Mentally-ill Mexican: "MIILK DUUUD?"
Person: "MIIIIIIILK DUUUUUUUUUD!!!"
Mentally-ill Mexican: MIIIILK DUUUUUUD!!!"
Person: "Milk Dud..."
Mentally-ill Mexican: MIIIILK DUUUUUUD!!!"
(The mentally-ill mexican now knows "Persons" face, and calls him "Milk Dud")

by uf4gt September 19, 2013

milk dud

Calling for the front seat in the car, see shotgun

Yo, don't even try to sit up front. I called milk dud.

by 20-20 July 19, 2004