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Milch Cow Theory

The theory that the 99% exist only to serve the needs of the wealthiest 1%, as if the majority of people are simply cows to be milked.
The modus operandi of Fox News demonstrates that Rupert Murdoch subscribes to the Milch Cow Theory.
by Two Hep Cats January 7, 2012
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Milch Mann

Your local German Milk Man, he can either serve you cows milk or 'big boy milk' whatever that means.
Hallo, ich bin der milch mann
by InfinityPlayz9 August 3, 2021
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Milch ist Gift

Mich ist gift wegen... MICH IST GIFT ~Unge
Unge Kommentiert: Milch ist Gift
by xXUnderscoreXx April 20, 2018
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Haferflocken Milch

Haferflocken Milch was a German politician, military leader and war criminal. He was one of the most powerful figures in the National Socialist German Workers' Party, which ruled Germany from 1933 to 1945

Following the end of the war, Herr Milch escaped to Argentina where he created a non-dairy, gluten-free, nut-free, vegan alternative to cow's milk that was to later find popularity in cafes across Berlin.
Susie's laugh was heard throughout the building as Stuart ordered the Haferflocken Milch and Goering burger.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 17, 2023
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Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.
by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020
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Majestic Michael

by Hi I’m Michael March 11, 2019
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Michael Krisfalusi

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra
by Lovely hat November 20, 2017
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