Mike Rotch

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)

<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

Mike Ramsey

An absolute mentally retarded doughnut with the brain capacity of a fish on crack cocaine. He is fond of removing my posts (kill yourself retard)

"What happened to Javier?" Person 1 asks

"I heard he got thrown in a mental hospital for being an absolute Mike Ramsey." Says person 2

"Lol what a retarded faggot" Exclaims person 1

by Mike_Sucked_Braden's_Cock_lol_ March 15, 2019

Mike Rakhabit

Fake name used by lead singer and bass player for NoFX. Say the name quick enough and end up with "My Crack Habit"

Yes officer, my name is Mike Rakhabit.

by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005

Mike Rabbing It

The act of using irrational arguments to rationalize something that isn't true.

After i got caught by my parents sneaking out, i just kept Mike Rabbing It until they left me alone, then i snuck out again.

by Getums December 17, 2008

Mike Rodick

His name is funny, but his name change is better: He goes by his moms maiden name, which is litt. Mike Litt

I lost Mike Litt, I swear he is like a Mike Rodick, You can never find him under your nose.

by Shesfuckingcrazy October 5, 2020

Mike Roch

The brother of Hugh Janus

"Mike Roch?? I'm looking for Mike Roch."
"Is Mike Roch here?"

by 🔶🔶🔶 June 29, 2016

Mike Rotch

The person that anyone who makes a prank phone call seems to be wondering if you've seen lately.

Hell, I was just wondering if you'd seen Mike Rotch around?

by El Ultimo Vato del Todo El Mundo, Panocha007 April 6, 2003