Miffed

past participle of MILF.
After one crests the apex of "Like To", one graduates to "Did".
Mother I FFuckED. Miffed.

Blake's friend: "Blake, Your mom's a MILF"
Blake's other friend: "Miffed that."
Blake: "Screw you guys."

by crashlanta October 26, 2011

Miffed

Being a little bit annoyed but not super annoyed. Usually cured by making kissy faces

Bruna is miffed at Jordan because he hasn't started his work and yet he remains rattled.

by Jruna October 19, 2017

miffed

To be incredibly pissed off or wicked fucking mad.

I was so miffed after I saw my chem exam grade that I wanted to kill someone.

by PaigeA May 6, 2008

miffed

to be miffed is to have your eyebrows shaven by others when you are in a stupor

yo! Shaun got miffed at a party but they changed their minds and drew his eyebrows back on with magic marker. He didn't notice.

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 19, 2003

Miffed

"miffed" -- that is the word that comes out when you try to say "pissed" when your lady is covering your mouth with her lovliness....

When asked of his feelings about the matter, Harry said "I am miffed". Which we all know he was pissed but Gertrude's privates were covering his mouth at the time.

by The San Clemente Kid March 13, 2009

Miffed

To eat a lot of food in one sitting and be realllllly full.
sometimes eating a lot of greasy food to cure a hangover.

i got so miffed thismorning after that party last night

wanna go get miffed?

by HollyMatilda September 25, 2007

Miffed

Confused 😐 or deppresed

I was so miffed after last week.

by EhDarkCookie December 2, 2016