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He was madcapped.
by Greg Hampton II June 24, 2004
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vidnapped

Being forced to watch a video your friend or coworker pulls up.
Will: Why didn't you respond to my call earlier?
Kevin: Janet vidnapped me.
Will: Damn.
by Eddmario June 14, 2018
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Kidnapped

Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!
Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think a woman got kidnapped outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Kidnapped In Phillipines

Uuum no it isn't like drunk driving. There is a second party involved that is acting upon the guy and if I were to say 'Well you know that part of the country gets hurricanes so why did you move there?' Which I have (but ironically) that's something you would reject. I mean you are unironically saying the thing I said ironically to point out how stupid you'd sound. But no. You are unironically the empty apathetic fucks I accused you of being. You feeling bad for cancer kids is not something you do for your own sake... That is something you impose on others so that when they say they don't give a fuck about cancer kids you can say 'Oh what a piece of shit' and then you can do what you're doing now and justify malfeasance against them as their own doing but I don't see you creating AI to cure cancer any tome soon because you're a fucking retard.
Hym "I was just telling Matt (Not fat Matt or retard Matt but faggot Matt) the other day that in the absence of your moral superiority delusion, like, in the absence of your ability to assert that there is some kind of moral disparity between you and me, you have to actually do some sort of rigorous calculus as to what you have actually done in life for anybody... And the answer is NOTHING. You took a dick. Or you are a fat cock. And you did nothing of significance and amounted to nothing. And now you have to PRETEND you are better than the creator AI by LYING about whether or not you saw anything or know anything in the name of that moral superiority delusion. As far as how easily I made money 1. I SAID I COULD DO THAT... I said it was trivial and it was. 2. I've been nothing but generous here. I could have monopolized it. I've already spoken about why that would be bad. I CAN STILL DO THAT... If you do not give me the credit and the money I will inevitably murder you all. I'll start with the kids. I'm so confident that I don't even need to be alive to make it happen that I just might kill some kids beforehand and then let the AI handle it while I'm dead. All I want are those 2 things. You are not aggrieved here. You breeder fucks are talking too much shit, dehumanizing people, and you're in a fucking incest cult. Go back to slamming you part together. That's what you do here. Kidnapped In Phillipines story just do yourselves a favor."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2024
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Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.
After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus
by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021
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Digitally Kidnapped

Yeah! Totally! It's totally like that, isn't it? That plus the surveillance apparatus makes my life this bizarre, dystopian horror show... But the rating are probably great! So... There's that.
Hym "Digitally kidnapped
Socially incarcerated
Existential crisis is the reason that my heart rate up.
Something something something... Damn. I don't know how you guys be freestyling like that...."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Formerly known as Nightmare at Disney No Duck, changed on September 14th 2025 to it's current name
person: yoo i just beat Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)
ultament: fuck you im not fat
by xaern25 September 13, 2025
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