Midgitsu

What tiny, little ninjas do.

Look at Wee-Man kick that dudes ass. Total midgitsu.

by Pirate Kimsky July 29, 2010

Midgesexual

Attracted to midgets in a sexual fashion.

Wow! Rob is quite the midgesexual lately.

by Tony Blavis October 20, 2007

midges

Flying pests that look similar to mosquitoes. Even though these things don't bite... the sheer numbers of them in one location can be extremely disruptive. Midge swarms have even been known to cause disruption to traffic and can also appear on weather radars.

Most commonly found near streams, rivers, ponds, and large bodies of water. Usually dormant until spring and early summer weather.

Jeff's entire house was covered in midges... you couldn't even tell the house was white.

by Brad198910 July 18, 2006

midgesque

midget-like, not quite short enough to be a legal dwarf but not tall enough to be viewed as a normal looking member of society, a limbo state of height, prevalent in asians, old women, and wrestlers

anyone who is somewhere between the heights of 4'9" and 5'1". you are taller than a legal dwarf but not tall enough to be of normal height. the exact number of inches is not as relevant as a midgesque appearance

by cols31 February 28, 2010

midgislide

1.) A sexual act and concept where 5 midgets, or little people, are standing over the slip-n-slide mat, front to back, while you jump and slide down it - esentially getting teabagged by 5 little men. This concept was created in Osaka, Japan, and is starting to become repected throughout the south-asian community.
2.) A line of naked female midgets stand on top of a slip-n-slide, and grown men take turns peeing on them until all of the females have slipped off their feet, somewhat like pins in a bowling lane.

"By the time the fourth ball sack hit me in the nose, I was risen with excitement. I never expected a midgislide to be so enthralling"

by nawcom November 16, 2006

Midgie Pickle

A friendly description for having a tiny penis, possibly covered in bumps.

Sharon: I've had diarrheas more satisfying than Andy's tiny midgie pickle. (_)_)=D

by T. Toal January 19, 2014

midgesus

Midgesus is midget Jesus and he made something called the midget army. His companion and second in command arya is his best friend but he has another second in command and his name is Thomas. Btw this was written by midgesus

Midgesus is the holiest person alive

by Midgesus December 27, 2017