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middle finger 

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thats what one looks like on a computer
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thats a middle finger
middle finger by sundie April 29, 2010

middle finger 

the longest finger in your hand, when put up singly, it means Fuck You or FUck OFF, a very simple and used gesture tat every1 overuses, yet so fun, get pissed, stick the middle finger, no need for conversation, jus stick it up, and ur done
Girl: "U gave me the middle finger!"
Man: "WEll u want it up, or in ur pussy"
middle finger by a|~ J Kutz January 14, 2004

Middle Finger 

The middle finger was discovered in 1872 by John Middleflingus after an apple fell on his head. Now, it has become a custom for all young gentlemen to show their middle fingers at passing women as it represents their spine: long, straight and with a nail at the top.

The middle finger was voted 'Finger of the Year' by Finger magazine in 1990 and again in 2002.
Steven Hartt offered his middle finger to charity after his doctor told him he couldn't walk anymore.
Middle Finger by Tommy Burrows July 15, 2008

middle finger 

to show those bloody wankers that you still have your plucking finger originated in the hundred years war. often used in New York City as a way to say hello.
oi you bloody wankers I still have my plucking finger and my longbow! oh and here is a sentence with the word middle finger in it.
middle finger by Jarret August 29, 2007

Middle Finger 

Physical hand gesture that usually means wordfuck you. wordKK and wordDoom use this all the time.
The deaf man couldn't hear what his wordasshole nieghbor was saying, so he just displayed the middle finger.
Middle Finger by James Bourne September 5, 2003

middle finger 

What real friends give to you. It's awesome. It is often mistaken as the gesture equivalent of saying "Fuck you," but it actually means "You're super cool!"
Mom: Hello, Son.
Son: *flips Mom off with the middle finger*
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU VULGAR BRAT!
Son: No, Mom, that finger means you're super cool.
middle finger by dangnuggets November 3, 2016