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Middler

A middler is made to sit at the middle of the table.

The middler is the designated person who you invite to the party that knows how to carry the conversation and keep it interesting. Every dinner party and gathering with a varied group of friends (especially if new people are introduced) needs a talented middler.

Coined by Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The reason this dinner isn’t going well is because the wrong people are in the middle. Andrew and Caitlin can’t handle being there and just don’t have the right personality for it. They’re horrible middlers and can’t keep the convo interesting.
by softfooddiet January 5, 2023
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mildrid the middler

a 50 something year old woman who has no family or friends but meddles in everybodys business
mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money.

(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)

beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head
by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023
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Middex

The term is used as a greeting during lunch time. It is an assembly from the words "midday" and "mittags" (german for "midday"). Additionally, in Germany it is typical to just say "Mahlzeit." (english: "meal") during lunch time as a general greeting and single use response. The term "Middex" expands on this and will be repeated after the greeting at least 3 times per person. This makes it the ultimate multilingual midday greeting word.

This also generates a more wholesome and connected group experience and shows that the intention of the meet up is soon to begin. It strengthens and empowers the group spirit and gives a chance even to more quiet persons to express themselves within the group.S
A: "Middex."
B: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
B: "Middex."
A: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
A: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
B: "Middex."
by ZEKW February 21, 2022
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Tough Mudder

Attempting to perform anal sex while you have whiskey dick.
I tried to put it in her butt last night after the bar but it turned into a round of tough mudder instead
by Gtoaster July 31, 2018
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Midterm

Anal raping by a packet of paper. Generally, this form of torture is employed by sadistic university professors mid-way through the semester supposedly to test your knowledge of the material thus far. In reality, it serves just to ass-rape you and your GPA all in one go.
Oh, shit...midterms are coming soon...my ass still hasn't recovered from last semester!
by b_dubs October 17, 2005
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modder

A person who creates modifications or "mods" to video games. They do this by adding or manipulating content and code, typically via an API provided by the game's developers.

These modifications can be as simple as altering the mechanics of a weapon in an fpsds, or as complex as turning one game into an entirely different one. Tha latter being known as a total conversion.
By creating the "Counter Strike" mod for "Half Life", Minh Le and Jess Cliffe have become famous modders.
by Russell M August 22, 2005
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Midterm Crisis

What happens when you realize that midterms are the next week and you haven't been to the class since the first session.
Bro #1-Dude you wanna go hit up the bars Friday?
Bro #2-No Bro, I'm totally having a midterm crisis, I haven't been to intro to African cultures since the first day, so I'm ultra fucked on the test Monday.
by James Boyer February 11, 2008
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