Midvale Middle School

A ghetto school so ghetto that pigs come in the check 11-14 yr. olds for drugs/alcohol. Girls get in cat fights so often that the police come weekly. Immature guys make jokes about dicks whenever the have a chance. Friends report each other for bullying as jokes and end up getting suspended. stupid 7th grade man whores carry condoms in their locker. Kids send nudes to each other in 6th grade. 8th graders are out getting drunk. There are 8th graders who are old enough to drive. Nobody thinks that grades matter but the SALTA kids. This school is pretty trashy. Most of the kids in every grade are either in a gang or just a wannabe or they just gangbang. Most of the females switch up n talk shit. Most of the 8th graders and 7th graders think they all ready the shit and think they cute cute. This school is just a mess you can really only trust the males but as friends

Erick: What school you go to?

Me: A gay ass school Midvale middle school

by Ur_mOm43 February 23, 2019

midlands

By far the best part of England.

BBC midlands today

by oracle March 12, 2004

fair to midland

A Texas-native band whose wide range of talent has made them amazingly unique. They are currently under Serjical Strike Records

Ranging from the melody of Mars Volta to heavy guitar riffs. The singer tops it off with vocals with the high pitch that sounds like Coheed & Cambria to demonic growls similar to that of Job For A Cowboy.

They are also known for giving one of the best live performances available today.

They have (as of now) released 4 albums:
The Carbon Copy Silver Lining (2001, still under no label)
Inter.Funda.Stifle (2004, FTF)
The Drawn and Quartered EP (2006, Serjical Strike Records)

And finally, their first OFFICIAL full-length album:
Fables From A Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times Is True (2007, Serjical Strike Records/Universal Republic)

Fair To Midland did an amazing job at the concert last night. I was amazed at their extreme talent. I'm definitely buying their cd.

by Marshall D. August 31, 2007

Midland traino

Noun.

A place where boongs hang out and scab money, whilst dodging transit guards.

A bus/Trainstation run by a reputable company called Transperth

Dude 1 "Hey are you catching the bus to the Midland traino?"

Dude 2 Nah, I'm too scared i'll get mugged".

Dude 1 "let's drive instead".

by BMX head December 9, 2008

Midland, TX

Too far from decency. An island without the ocean. Sand storms instead of rain storms. Slow minds (possibly because of the water) Would drive more than five hours to go back home (to decency) once a month.

Husband: What do you think about moving to "Midland, TX"?

Wife: I don't. Not at all.

by kay10 October 18, 2011

Midland

A band made up of Mark Wystrach, Jess Carson and Cameron Duddy, who dress in a radical style which can only be described as tropical cowboys. The band formed in Dripping Springs, TX, and has been playing music together since early/mid 2010's. Their most popular song is Drinkin' Problem, from their 2017 album On The Rocks, which has skyrocketed them into mainstream country stardom with their dynamic and vintage sound. The band is also known as The Gator Boys.

Hey, did you hear the new Midland album?

Yes, The Gator Boys sound as great as ever!

by HelloHeyHiThere February 21, 2022

Midland

One of the single most boring places to live. This town is the hometown of the Dow Chemical Company and Dow Corning. Consequently inhabitants tend to mutate. Located in Michigan.

Person 1: Im like totally hanging out at Jen's house in Midland Tonight
Person 2: Hope you dont come back glowing green.

by firefox4tehwinzyo April 1, 2009