microphone

can be used as a dildo in hard times

Hey angelina (les partner) do you get the dildo?
No, but i have this microphone.

by Greg April 5, 2003

microphone

to hold whatever you're smoking and talk instead of hitting it. usually done by know-it-alls who feel like they're superior to you in intellect and that you could learn a few things from them.

Guy 1: Rambling on about bands no one cares about

Guy 2: Damn man you gonna hit that shit or microphone it all night?

by locomurph June 8, 2010

Microphones

Small listening devices that drive you bat shit crazy.

We all put microphones in our ears!

by pychopath May 14, 2015

Microphone

used specifically during smoking sessions,meaning to keep the blunt with you and not pass it,either intentionally or unintentionally.😁

Haji, don't microphone the joint.

by Stoner_dictionary August 17, 2018

microphone check

A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.

"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."

"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"

by Then8ie December 24, 2013

Microphone Spamming

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.

"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"

by BadolzoN August 5, 2008

Microphone check

Is marijuana smoke or vape pulled through any the users device of choice.

Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.

I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!

by all_good_daze June 15, 2019