Microhitler

A measurement for human life value. 1 Hitler 6.0^106 human lives. Based on EPA human values it's about 41 teradollars.

-Did you hear about that accident. 6 people died!
-So a microhitler?
-Stop going on 4chan.

by Tusilos November 10, 2015

Microshite

A tiny nugget of binary crap. This term can be used to describe nearly all of the software produced by an insignificant company with a similar name, 'Microsoft'.

I'm having problems connecting to the Internet because my modem is having a Microshite moment.

by Poopen von Brownie December 23, 2003

microwait

Consequence of the lunchtime rush for the microwave in corporate settings.

"I'm going to eat lunch early today, to avoid the microwait."

by Devan Goldstein January 17, 2008

Microcunt

(noun) :mykroe-kuhnt: - A small, difficult to penetrate, vagina. Usually the size pencil eraser.

John: Dude I banged this hot chick last night.

Thadeus: How'd it go broski?

John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.

by Duke Banger February 24, 2011

Microsloth

A deservedly derogatory name for Microsoft.

Microsloth just found ANOTHER security hole in windows.

by sherman August 8, 2003

Microshit Idiot Exploder

The proper name for the internet browser Microsoft illegally put into every operating system. The software crashes frequently and dupes the user into downloading add-ons that slow the computer down and guzzle down RAM. And worst of all Microsoft stuck in restrictions that prohibit the user from uninstalling the browser.

The founders of Microsoft oughta be locked up for installing Microshit Idiot Exploder on our computers and forbidding us from deleting it.

by grizmaster April 12, 2011

microshit

What microsoft should be called because it makes such SHIT products like Winblows X-Pee.

XP=Shit with glitter
IE 6=Shit with glitter
MSN messenger 6=Shit with glitter
Any microshit product=Shit with glitter

by microshit July 18, 2003