MachoBitch

a MachoBitch is when a Bitch starts talking about Gym shit, especially when its Bitches on the Internet

man he is such a MachoBitch

by EuphorianDash May 23, 2023

Microfiching

An instance where, during sexual intercourse, one thrusts side-to-side instead of forwards/backwards, much like in the fashion you read microfiche.

"My girlfriend got sick of hitting her head on the headboard during sex, so I tried microfiching her last night. She loved it."

by Matt Hagen March 22, 2009

Microfiche

(v., trans.) The conscious intent to lose someone's contact because they take so long to get together for a date. This individual, while still newsworthy, is a good learning experience but no longer current news, and is therefore relegated to archives.

Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.

After trying to have lunch with the Silver Fox for nearly five years, I microfiched his number and pretended to be uninterested when he finally asked me out for drinks.

by Microfisherwoman March 6, 2011

Microbioshock

A microbiological attack that either has it's own intelligence or is controlled.

Looks around.
Sees weird things in the air.
Moves away.
It follows.
It hits your leg and it hurts.
Pain.
Calming psychological down and analyzes it.
Finds out that it was a microbioshock.

by WorldRanker August 10, 2022