Microbear

A chipmunk. Like a large bear, they eat food and can chew through camp gear to get it. But unlike big bears, they are tiny

“Hey bro! You got a hole in your pack.” “Shit, a microbear ate my candy bar!”

by paftdunk November 6, 2019

microbes

A life form. Like a microorganism, especially a bacterium that causes disease. Not in technical use.

Man#1: MICROBES!!! AAAAAaaaaAAAA microbes...gaaah...

Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*

Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?

Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!

by Maux_Darkbrand March 14, 2009

micropeen

Adjective for a very small penis.

You have a micropeen.

by jenk February 23, 2005

microbet

Microbet is the tiny writing on the grout that separates the tile on the bathroom wall.

I was in the restroom at work the other day, and you would not believe what someone had written in microbet on the grout between the tile on the wall. It said, for a good time go to www.urbandictionary.com.

by des_per_a_do November 19, 2011

microween

An individual with a very massive penis and plays fortnite 24/7.

Grayson is a microween.

by JewBeaner May 21, 2018

Microbrew Ass

The string-cheese style poop that is produced when consuming fair amounts of micro or home brew. Some attribute these types of poops based on the large amount of yeast left in the unfiltered beer.

Q: You have a headache from last night?

A: No, but I've got the string-cheesey poops bad... Microbrew Ass something fierce!

by ClownShoe July 19, 2011

microbenzing

1.The state of which one person is intimate with another person, yet they are confused as to whether or not they are truly together 2. The state of which two people are loosely together, but not entirely

yeah, we've been microbenzing on and off for about three weeks now... I'm getting confused

by (Cocoa(((~~~ August 30, 2005