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Microfart

An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day.
And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?
by Smith & Feldman February 20, 2011
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microbate

The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.
so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.
by b-hen April 22, 2009
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Microbeej

Yo, when you use that Colgate wisp you look like you're giving a microbeej.
by beastboner February 4, 2015
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microverse

A miniature variation of a universe that's different in ways other than ours. It was originally used in Rick and Morty "The Rick's Must Be Crazy" to power Rick's space cruiser within that microverse contained the miniverse and within the miniverse contained the teenyverse.
*Car Breaks Down*
Morty-Oh, boy. W-what's wrong, Rick? Is it the quantum carburetor or something?

Rick-Jesus, Morty. You can't just add a *burp*-- Sci-Fi word to a car word and hope it means something.

Rick-Hmm looks like it's the microverse battery.
by MightyToad360YT November 13, 2019
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Microaerophilous (ˌmʌɪkrəʊɛ ˈrɒfɪləs)

Meaning of microaerophilous in English:

microaerophilous

ADJECTIVE

rare Microbiology

Requiring or having less oxygen than that of the atmosphere.

Origin
Early 20th century; earliest use found in Benjamin Jackson (1846–1927). From French microaérophile + -ous; compare -philous.

Pronunciation /ˌmʌɪkrəʊɛ ˈrɒfɪləs/
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Microaerophilous (ˌmʌɪkrəʊɛ ˈrɒfɪləs)
by ANCIENT_WOLFY January 19, 2022
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microgenre

Chillwave is definitely microgenre!
by mcg00 January 19, 2023
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microherd

Bacteria or other microorganisms thought of as one's "livestock", i.e. in the garden or, more commonly, in a compost pile or tumbler.
Johnny: Good afternoon; is Alfie here?

Carrie: She's out in the garden now, feeding the microherd some carrot peels.
by JCEG November 20, 2006
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