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shemoose (italianus microphallus)

An aging never was who believes that women in chatrooms find him "sexy",
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''
We regret that we cannot and will not give an example because it was just too fucking stupid to type.
by BuddyChrist February 21, 2005
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Microbear

A chipmunk. Like a large bear, they eat food and can chew through camp gear to get it. But unlike big bears, they are tiny
Hey bro! You got a hole in your pack.” “Shit, a microbear ate my candy bar!”
by paftdunk November 6, 2019
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microbalance

A weighing instrument that can resolve to 1 part in a 1,000,000 part of a gram. Typically, used to weigh small amount of chemicals very precisely.
how much moisture will this aspirin take before it becomes bad?
how much pollutant did we sucked thru this filter in an 8 hour period?
how much CO2 will this rebreather absorb in a 1 hour dive?
How much red pigment do we need to make this paint match the color on that Land Rover?
How much gold did we get from that 1 ton of rocks?
Let's use the microbalance in the lab.
by robert_in_california July 12, 2006
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Microphallus

A very, very small penis.
Guy 1: "Hey I heard Jalen Roberts has a microphallus!"
Guy 2: "Yeah! His penis is even smaller than young thugs!"
by Ralen Joberts February 12, 2017
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Microphallaphobia

She abruptly left her one night stand after uncovering the tiny dick. She has some serious microphallaphobia.
by Maryrose March 16, 2017
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micromeal

Shortened version of 'Microwave meal'
Man, I'm running late! I think I'm gonna do a Micromeal instead of cooking that roast dinner.
by RichCorb January 19, 2005
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Microphallus

When a dick is less than half a inch long
Hey I heard anthony has a microphallus. Wanna murder him tomorrow? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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