An aging never was who believes that women in chatrooms find him "sexy",
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''
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A weighing instrument that can resolve to 1 part in a 1,000,000 part of a gram. Typically, used to weigh small amount of chemicals very precisely.
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how much pollutant did we sucked thru this filter in an 8 hour period?
how much CO2 will this rebreather absorb in a 1 hour dive?
How much red pigment do we need to make this paint match the color on that Land Rover?
How much gold did we get from that 1 ton of rocks?
Let's use the microbalance in the lab.
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