Michael Bay Film 

A film genre popularized by film director Michael Bay, and his Transformers films.

A Michael Bay Film typically consists of over-the-top action, a weak story (usually with plot-holes), and a hot girl.

Guy 1: Did you see that new movie, Transformers?

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definitely a Michael Bay Film.

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy2: A bad story, cool special effects and action, and Megan Fox.

Michael Bay Film by ahriik March 14, 2011

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Definition:

1. A gigantic piece of excrement weighing in at over 200 million Courics in accordance to his last movie's highly inflated effects budget (1x Katie Couric is about 2.5 lbs of fecal matter)

2. A director who provides proof that there is no god

3. A talentless hack who completely misses the point

4. A director who lacks any substance what-so-ever

Example quotes to help you see the light:

1) Michael Bay: An 18 wheeler spins out of control and its all like BRAAAAGHHH and this huge tanker full of diamonds goes BLAAAAAAAAARRGHH!!

General: Those aren't ideas those are special effects...

Michael Bay: I don't understand the difference...

General: I know you don't

2) Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God

3) I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point. And that's an awful lot, girl.

4) That movie was so bad that it actually made me enjoy watching Soul Plane

michael bay by FYM-ASMD July 22, 2009

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An untalented director.

Except for The Rock, Michael Bay has made nothing but crap. His directing style is poor, as he literally believes that an edit every second is the best way to make a film. I don't think it's possible to physically count the number of cuts and explosions in his films within one human lifetime. The guy can't even make a decent movie with the insane budget he gets to work with. His movies, albiet entertaining on some level, are the equivalent to an empty orgasm - completely unsatisfying, equally frustrating and definitely not worth the effort.

The guy needs to either expand on his predictable, unvaried style of filmmaking (although, I can't imagine him having the balls or the talent to do so) or just stop wasting good money and go away. Without this ass-load of money invested in his movies, Bay can't do sh!t. His inability to improvise, his lack of creativity, and his need for a big budget (because he's too incompentant to come up with something impressive with less funding) makes him the most pointless and deficient person in this business.

Michael Bay's films suck!

michael bay by SuperSonicX August 1, 2005

michael bay

(adj) A movie that is profitable, but at the same time painful to watch.

I wish I never saw that Michael Bay movie.

I would rather die than watch another Michael Bay movie.

I would rather watch an abortion being performed than 10 minutes of a Michael Bay movie.

In hell all movies are Michael Bay movies.

michael bay by Steven.S.Berg August 7, 2007

Michael Bay

The most famous case of the effects of ADHD on human development and functionality. Bay's ADHD affliction is often reflected in his films.

Guy 1: Dude this movie is twitchy and sporadic. It jumps from place to place and nothing is in frame for longer than five seconds.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Michael Bay for you. Don't blame him though, he's got a problem.

Michael Bay by Baron6489 August 5, 2009

Michael Bay Presentation 

A project being presented that has very little substance and instead focuses on flash, glitz and glamor. Typically, these types of presentations will only be pleasing to those who are incredibly small minded and easily impressed.

Bill: man, did you Ricky's project.

Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.

Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?

Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.

Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.

Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.

Michael Bay Presentation by Potterfreak82 January 24, 2011

Michael Bay Harassment 

The kind of harassment one may get when working with Mr. Bay on a film.

"Michael Bay Harassment"
Michael Bay being caught on set not really caring about lives of others much. Even employees. Harassing his own people. An act that is much more difficult to get away with off-set, and when dealing with family matters.

Michael Bay Harassment by juanito c March 15, 2009