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Mexistash

a mustash that mexicans have that shadow their upper lip.
I have a thing for guys who have a mexistash!
by fghjkjh February 25, 2008
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Mexistential Crisis

The feeling a Mexican who has lived in the US for many years gets when they finally save enough money to retire back to their hometown in Mexico, but then they realize their children are Americanized and will stay living in the USA forever.
I came to the US at age 15 with nothing and worked hard labor and construction for 40 years, breaking my back and sending all my money to my family back home in Michoacan. I finally saved up enough to build a house and retire back in my hometown. I am finally able to live the life I always wanted for myself growing up. I finally made it! I took my teenage kids out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant to celebrate and they ordered corn dogs and spoke to the waiter in English. Talk about a Mexistential Crisis... (sigh).
by nemodat1 March 12, 2019
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Mexistache

A mustache on a woman that resembles a mustache on a mexican man.
Man, that is one hairy bitch, look at that mexistache
by Pancho Villa January 22, 2004
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mexistash

A mexican stash on a white person...CHAYSE..
"Chayse..nice mexistash.." "stop guys..."
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Mexistash

Hey, someone found my mexistash and smoked it all.
by Miiiiikkkkkeeee April 29, 2008
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mexistance

Mexistance is a fitment term for cars that have wheels too wide for their fenders. The wheels stick out and the car sits up too high, causing the most awful wheel gap. Also referred to as "monster truck fitment".

Tons of toxic people in the car community do it while failing to look cool. Has no relation to age, sex, race/ethnicity, or even location.
"DUDE did you see that Camry? It's mexistanced af!"

"I need flares for my new wheels, my car just has mexistance."

"That minivan looks like a monster truck, talk about a mexistance problem."
by gnarlygm6 November 29, 2017
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Mexiscan

Bro I just scanned that Mexican
Dude that’s a mexiscan
by Apple hood January 7, 2021
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