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metrocard

A pre-paid card used on buses and subways sold by the MTA in major cities. (NY)
I need to buy a new metrocard, this one is almost empty.
by Jooooooooe August 7, 2006
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Metrostoner

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.
Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.
by Joel June 1, 2004
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Metrosapien

A metrosapien is a male who dresses in the style of a metrosexual, but has the physical features of a common hobo. Generally unshaven overweight and all round unattractive, but wrapped in designer clothes, D&G sunglasses and a manbag.
Look at this metrosapien douche.
by Jimm3172 September 16, 2007
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Metrocard Leftovers

When there is money left in your metrocard, yet not enough for a ride but just enough to cause frustration and the use of unnecessary math.
Dude A: Right now I have $7.13 in my metrocard. That’s enough for like, 4 rides right?
Dude B: Dude, the fare’s $2.25 now. It’s only good for 3.
Dude A: What the hell am I supposed to do with 38 cents? Damn Metrocard Leftovers.
by slylover123 November 30, 2009
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Metrospiritual

Another ridiculous, made-up, bullshit media label, which basically states that consumers believe the more they spend, the greater their contribution to the Earth -- and to their sense of inner peace.

Shopping as religion.

Consumer practice as a mainstreaming of Eastern religious values into an easily digestible, buyable form, rather like shopping your way to salvation.
"Phish heads who had to grow up and got stuck chained to a desk job became metrospiritual and reconnect with gayness via hybrid cars and tofurky brown bag lunches."
by Tara Rios November 24, 2005
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metrostation

A band formed of Trace Cyrus, Mason Musso, Blake Healy, and Anthony . Their most known song would probally be "Shake it" and they have many others. Im actually suprised there is no definition for them already
I got the new metrostation cd. It rocks
by xwatevx35 April 7, 2009
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Metrofartsy

describes a person who is caught somewhere between metrosexual and artsy-fartsy.

for our purposes here, a metrosexual is a heterosexual male who is stylish, fashionable, trendy, well-groomed, and cultured. to be metrosexual, you are not required to be involved in art beyond a general awareness which would allow you to converse semi-intelligently about art while you wait in line at starbucks. artsy-fartsy describes a person that is so into art that they are weird and almost nerdy and maybe vegan and probably wearing at least one very colorful article of clothing which they made themselves. they try too hard to be an artistic genius, which ends up making them extremely difficult to comprehend.

obviously, the metrofartsy person contains some, but not all, of the combined characteristics of the metrosexual and the artsy-fartsy. the metrofartsy person is usually confused about their own identity and "their place in this world". as a result, they can't decide which subculture they should try to fit in with, so they mix two of them together.
"Yesterday, Shawn and I were uptown, shopping for shoes, and all of a sudden he invited me to some poetry reading that he's doing in a bookstore by the beach."
"Yeah? Weird. He has been acting really metrofartsy lately.
by The Pep April 2, 2009
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