methneck

A redneck from Southwest Virginia that makes/uses crystal meth.

You see that guy?

The one with no teeth and 12 kids?

Yea, the methneck.

by mtnxc December 21, 2010

Metroness

Pointless drivel, usually offensive.

"So niggers, what cha' do today?"

by Jaded Monkey June 16, 2004

Metalneck

A case of stiff or sore neck muscles cause by excessive headbanging, usually to Metal, or some type of Rock music.

Man, i got a serious case of metalneck fron the As I Lay Dying concert.

by icouldntthinkofone December 30, 2010

metrojack

An individual who thinks they should be a Lumber Jack, wearing tight jeans, plaid shirt, work boots, full beard, clean cut hair (possible man bun) and has manicured nails and perfect hygiene. Most likely a food service worker at an uppity restaurant, cafe, bartender or espresso barista. Female "metrojane"

The metrojack worked diligently to prepare all of his customers orders as quickly as possible.

by kawirider February 16, 2017

Metronic

A thing, item or peice of clothing that iconifies a metrosexual.

For example the P300 Samsung Mobile Phone, tank tops or flowery shirts could be called Metronic

by Jon Heaton May 30, 2006

Metronet

A pretty new all-fiber optic Internet service provider that serves Midwest Indiana and some other areas.
Also offers TV and IP Phone services too, plus some other stuff

Metronet is way better than Comcast, my internet actually works!

by urBAN DICtionary December 20, 2014

Metrowerks

The programm that is used to make java applacations in a windows based enviorment useing the mindstimilateing phrases like System.out.println("teh n00b"); that could just be simplyfied to Print.da.line("teh n00b"); but isnt so you have to use copy and paste in order to save time and $$...

-Wat u doing this weekend
-Dude I am going 2 b typing on my new Metrowerks Code Warrior Programm!!!!1
-Aw Shweet, cn I cum over!!!!!1

by Buba Lu May 9, 2006