metrics

Call center slang. This word encompasses the statistics that are taken on call center agents to determine their worth. Usually includes average handle time (AHT), wrap, hold time and a few other basic metrics as well as a few 'spin' metrics added by the client to give the client a feeling of control.
They said Rob got canned because of poor metrics, but we all know the real reason.
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
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An amazing Canadian band. The lead singer is Emily Haines who also does come vocals for Stars and Broken Social Scene.

They can be found at www.ilovemetric.com
"Last night I saw Metric, and I danced my ass off!"
by Chelsea January 27, 2005
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metric

A modifier meaning "even more than"

Most commonly used with buttload, assload, or shitload.

The modifier 'metric' has been co-opted from the term 'metric ton,' which is 205 pounds more than a 'ton.'

So, an 'assload' is a lot, but a 'metric assload' is even more.
A pipe broke, and now there's a metric buttload of water in my basement!
by Aminal June 09, 2004
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metric: ur anti-establishment, anti-gov and conspiracy theory loving tool the opposite of standard tools hence the name metric

also see anarchist
John : dude my kid brother thinks the moon landing is a conspiracy
Ken : *sigh* him and his conspiracy's hes so metric
by XchronoX October 27, 2009
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metric

The adjective 'metric' defines a unit of measurment that is included in the Internationl System of Units (SI).
All countries except the USA, Liberia, and Myanmar use the SI and it is furthermore the only system of units used in scientific work.
Hihi I'm some Canadian chick and the only metric I know is some dumbass band.

Ooooh look at me, I'm dumbassly defining metric as 'even more than'...how awesome is that.
by mynamealright January 06, 2005
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metricals

a disease where multiple substances begin to flow out of your penis.
"Dude i cant believe I'm having a metricals problem right now, it all just keeps flowing on out"
by Morgan_Puppy April 20, 2015
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METRIC

A female of gargantuan size.

A metric can normally be spotted in the south east of England and is often mistaken for a Land Rover Discovery.

Originates from the term “Metric tonne
“She’s a bit of a metric
“I know I’m looking at metric but I’m not sure which part of it I'm seeing”
“Ed saw metric and got an erection”
by Dr. Leeroy Funkhauser March 15, 2006
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