metric

metric: ur anti-establishment, anti-gov and conspiracy theory loving tool the opposite of standard tools hence the name metric

also see anarchist

John : dude my kid brother thinks the moon landing is a conspiracy
Ken : *sigh* him and his conspiracy's hes so metric

metric by XchronoX October 27, 2009

Metric

Get (Metric (V.) the action of getting retarded off of MDMA or other substances measured in MilliGrams

Zach - Tones lets get metric this weekend
Tones - Sure i got some molly

Metric by Scantron24 December 5, 2013

metric

The adjective 'metric' defines a unit of measurment that is included in the Internationl System of Units (SI).
All countries except the USA, Liberia, and Myanmar use the SI and it is furthermore the only system of units used in scientific work.

Hihi I'm some Canadian chick and the only metric I know is some dumbass band.

Ooooh look at me, I'm dumbassly defining metric as 'even more than'...how awesome is that.

metric by mynamealright January 5, 2005

METRIC

A female of gargantuan size.

A metric can normally be spotted in the south east of England and is often mistaken for a Land Rover Discovery.

Originates from the term “Metric tonne”

“She’s a bit of a metric”
“I know I’m looking at metric but I’m not sure which part of it I'm seeing”
“Ed saw metric and got an erection”

METRIC by Dr. Leeroy Funkhauser April 17, 2006

Metric

Bad in the sense that something has gone awry, or that someone has caused something to go awry; Messed up.

Bob - "Hey, did you just hit that guy in the face for no reason?"

Steve - "Yeah, so?"

Bob - "That's pretty darn Metric of you."
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Comparing the Metric and Secondary (Or standard as some call it) measurement systems in America, we find that the majority of people are more familiar with Secondary, and as such 'Metric' is awkward, different, bad, or crazy. In this sense, 'Metric' can be used to describe the attitude or actions of a person, or something else that has happened that was unintended and harmful or unwanted.

Metric by Griffin Kennedy & Mr. Deleon December 16, 2008

Metric

Positive remark; similar to cool or awesome but better

pizza? that's metric as fuck bro.

Metric by metricasfuckthough August 20, 2018

Metric

an awesome band that made black sheep from scott pilgrim and a bunch of other bangers

person one: hey have you heard black sheep by metric?
person two: yea,it's better than the one in the movie to be honest

Metric by shadowcatxo November 16, 2021